If you could have the power of one mammal?

[Mayne]

Skunk for sure. I would spray you guys every chance I got.

 

[BoomerD]

You already "bathe" us in your stench on a daily basis...

 

[Mayne]

You already "bathe" us in your stench on a daily basis...

you could be a sea otter and avoid any contact with me.

 

[lxskllr]

A beaver. My ass would taste like vanilla. Oh, and I could cut down trees without tools.

 

[dawp]

vampire bat, I vant to lick your blood.

 

[sandorski]

Human, because Human Females are hotter.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Chameleon tongue. For the ladies.

 

[Mayne]

this is a golden thread..better have mammal abilities

 

[IronWing]

Bonobo, because it's good to be king.

 

[pete6032]

Chameleon tongue. For the ladies.

Last I checked, Chameleons were not mammals.

 

[K7SN]

I'll chose the livespan of a bowhead whale; I'd get to see what has happens in the 22nd century; just longetivity; still wish to be as sensient as I think am now.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Only thing I can think of.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Last I checked, Chameleons were not mammals.

Oh, for some reason I read the title as saying "If you could have the power of one animal".


The tongue of an anteater would be better anyway.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Prehensile penis, no question.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Lion... because I'd be lion if I said I liked you.

 

[irishScott]

Prehensile penis, no question.

This.

 

[Sho'Nuff]

Human, because Human Females are hotter.

You have chosen . . . wisely. The power of the poonanny is one of the strongest forces in the universe.

 

[Jeff7]

Warren Buffett's moneymaking skills

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Warren Buffett's moneymaking skills

Mammals, not intergalactic Illuminati lizardmen.

 

[Ichinisan]

Bat.

• Fly.
• Sonar night vision.
• Turn my poop into gun powder.

 

[Jeeebus]

Dolphin... so I could strangle people with my penis.

 

[CZroe]

Bat.

• Fly.
• Sonar night vision.
• Turn my poop into gun powder.
• Super immune system
• Super hearing

FTFY

 

[mrjminer]

Dolphin... so I could strangle people with my penis.

If this is true, I also choose dolphin

 

[Ichinisan]

House cat: Mind control

 

[shortylickens]

Human.

So I could have the super power of being happy.

Also, Mayne needs to post in his own special reserved thread.