If you could have a genie what would you do?

[Mrfrog840]

get a nice home computer etc....
anyways what would AT do?

 

[minendo]

Stop the neffing and eliminate certain annoying members of AT. I dont mean you by the way.

 

[Nocturnal]

i would wish for 100 billion more wishes.

then from there start wishing away.

i would wish for a device to stop time, like that new moving coming.

i remember that device from like duck tales. it was awesome.

 

[cressida]

stop time would be great .... stop time for sleeping in, studying before classes...

 

[insdav3]

I would wish that the genie turned into a beautiful girl who granted me more wishes and became love partners....lol

oh, and i'd wish for a GTS viper

 

[HappyPuppy]

Peace on Earth, good will towards men.

That's right, I would only need one wish. I would be a wealthy man.

 

[BCYL]

How many wishes do we get?

If I get 3, I would wish for:
1) Ability to control time
2) Ability to see/predict the future
3) Healing powers

 

[Anubis]

i would wish to know everything about anything and to be the best at anything and everything.

 

[Nocturnal]

ok so what if you could get all your wishes that you wish for, but, it comes true like the movie wishmaster. where if you say, i wish for all the money in the world, something horrible happens to everyone and everyone dies, and youre the only one left with like $5.00, hence you would be the richest man in the world, or richest man alive!

that would be scary.

 

[Geekbabe]

money,money,money

 

[bonk102]

i'd ask for omnipotence, but i think it'd bug me after awhile, so i guess i'd just ask for more wishes and have a blast

 

[TheOmegaCode]

Live in Rivendale in middle earth .... how n3rdy...

 

[pillage2001]

Marry her and get more than just 3 wishes after that.

 

[gotsmack]

I would wish to become a trivial psychic.

being able to predict small unimportant matters is cool.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

The ability to understand women.
And if that is too hard: Omnipotence.

 

[Kaervak]

I'd only have two;

1) Wish for the ability to have whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted, for as long as I wanted, no questions asked
2) Wish the genie free.

Tada.

 

[5489]

1) Wish for more wishes
2) The powers of superman with no weakness
3) the ability to stop time.

 

[spanky]

what would AT do??? uhh... put an end to world hunger?

 

[isekii]

If it was Christina Aggi~ that was a genie..

I'd do her so many times and so hard.. that she cant' sit for days~ ..

hehe I'd wish more more wishes~

 

[Electrode]

I get 3 wishes, right?

1. For all wars and other violent conflicts between countries to end unconditionally.
2. For 5 billion dollars, cash, in small bills.
3. For a big, overgrown, scary-looking house on a hill overlooking a small town in southern canada.

Wouldn't that be great?

 

[Joyride]

1. Infinate wishes

I think it would rock to live in a world where you were the in video games

Like walking around and fighting zombies like Resident Evil. Walking thru different worlds stomping/eating mushrooms like Mario

That would totally rock

 

[BCYL]

<< ok so what if you could get all your wishes that you wish for, but, it comes true like the movie wishmaster. where if you say, i wish for all the money in the world, something horrible happens to everyone and everyone dies, and youre the only one left with like $5.00, hence you would be the richest man in the world, or richest man alive!

that would be scary. >>



There was a X-Files episode about something similar...

Mulder wished for world peace, and everyone else disappeared.... Then he used his second wish to undo his first wish...

For his final wish, he wished the genie free...

 

[bonk102]

i take back my original post, i would ask for the power of time control, so i could fix all the dumba$$ things i've done with my time

 

[Nemesis77]

This thread reminds me of a joke

A man and his 20 year-old girlfriend are out playing golf. Well, they screw up, and they hit a golf-ball straight through the windows of nearby mansion. They decide to go and apologize and compensate for any damage done. The knock on the door, and after a while, a man opens the door.

"We're terribly sorry, but we accidentally hit a golf-ball through one of your windows".
"Oh, that's OK. Come in, I want to show you something"

They proceed inside, and the man shows them a ancient broken vase

"I'm actually a genie. For centuries I was trapped inside that vase. It was you and your golf-ball that liberated me. As a token of my appreciation, I will give you three wishes"

The couple talks for a while and then they say "We have made up our mind. First, we want 500 million dollars, second we want long and healthy lives and third, we want to be happy for the rest of our lives.

"Done", the genie says. "But, it's been a long time since I did this, so your wishes won't come true untill next week." Then, the genie gets really awkward... "I was trapped for a long time in that vase... And since I granted you three wishes, maybe you could do something for me?". "Anything", the couple says. "Could I have sex with your girlfriend? I know I'm asking alot, but it would mean alot to me." the genie asks from the man. Again, the couple talk for a while, and then the man say: "well, OK. But only one night!". And so it happens, the woman and the genie spend a night of passion together. In the morning, as the sun rises, the genie asks the girl "What does your boyfriend do for a living?". "Oh, he's a doctor" the girl replies. "Really?!" The genie says. "And he still believes in genies???"



EDIT: Small typo

 

[gooseman]

Well if she looked like Genie of the old days (Barbara Eden), I have no trouble at all imagining what I would do, all day long at that!