If you could give one thing to everyone on anandtech

[Kerouactivist]

I would give
link

 

[KhoiFather]

I'd give everyone the finger for fun and best of all, it's priceless.

 

[luv2chill]

Empathy

l2c

 

[Kerouactivist]

Originally posted by: luv2chill
Empathy

l2c

good choice

 

[CraigRT]

beer

 

[Zim Hosein]

This may seem out of character, but I'd give everyone on AT a :beer:

 

[AreaCode707]

I'd give all the girls in the world an affinity for being direct. They would be honest and direct in turning a guy down, they'd be honest and direct in telling him they liked him... That would be my gift to ATOT, because so many of the guys bemoan the tendency of females to be indirect, and so many guys here trip themselves up over it, and then whine and complain here. They seem to think that by posting on here that they want girls to be direct, all girls are supposed to know that. So that would be my gift to ATOT.

 

[brigden]

I would give Anandtech the truth surrounding Syringer's spider story by forcing Syringer to reveal the events.

 

[Heisenberg]

A mail-order Russian bride.

 

[Gunslinger08]

Herpes.

 

[hjo3]

The ability to ban anyone for a month for $5. How awesome would that be? I think they have something like that at Ramanon.

 

[brigden]

Originally posted by: joshsquall
Herpes.

Oral, anal, or otherwise?

 

[bigredguy]

chocolate covered pretzel

 

[Anubis]

1 billion $

 

[edro]

The missing weapons of mass destruction from Iraq.

 

[Ketteringo]

I was going to say herpes, but that was taken.

I suppose it would have to be incredible computer skills so all those tards who can use their computers have other people to ask questions of.

 

[jagec]

A smack upside the head. Why? Because everyone in the WORLD needs one!

 

[iwearnosox]

A clue.

 

[Linux23]

a girlfriend to replace all of those aging blowup dolls.

 

[eldorado99]

A sniper rifle, because most of the people here could help me decide who in the world needs to be exterminated.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

On a good day: The ability to know what true love really feels like without having to suffer through the pain to get there.
On a bad day: absolutely nothing

 

[OulOat]

A gf. Yes, even the girls too. Everyone except skywalker, so we can laugh at him.

 

[z0mb13]

a thourough spanking

 

[Gooberlx2]

a clue.....myself included.

 

[DurocShark]

My thread about what I'd give was locked, so I won't link to it.