If you could flip a coin and..........

[Jhill]

If it landed on heads you had to drill Rosie Odonnell six ways from Sunday, but if it landed on tails you could bang the woman of your choice. Any woman in the world.

Would you chance it?

 

[pyonir]

Sure.

 

[BigFatCow]

ya, why not. Either way i get some.

 

[Xyclone]

Originally posted by: BigFatCow
ya, why not. Either way i get some.

Uh, no. One way you get some, and in the other way you get way too much.

Edit: That's unless you live up to your alias.

 

[slsmnaz]

Originally posted by: BigFatCow
ya, why not. Either way i get some.

very appropriate name

 

[SlitheryDee]

Great! Heads or Tails I win!

 

[UberNeuman]

I've got a couple miter bits laying around, so sure - I'd drill her...

 

[adairusmc]

Originally posted by: Xyclone

Originally posted by: BigFatCow
ya, why not. Either way i get some.

Uh, no. One way you get some, and in the other way you get way too much.

:laugh:

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Jhill
If it landed on heads you had to drill Rosie Odonnell six ways from Sunday, but if it landed on tails you could bang the woman of your choice. Any woman in the world.

Would you chance it?

If you're scootermaster, you just might prefer Rosie O'Donnell...

 

[Q]

I guess so

 

[JulesMaximus]

I'll pass...

My wife would appreciate this response too.

 

[alkemyst]

sure

 

[BoomerD]

Sure...the worst P.O.A. I ever had was outstanding...I woudln't want to have to take Rosie out in public and parade her around afterward, but, if it could be done anonymously....

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Xyclone

Originally posted by: BigFatCow
ya, why not. Either way i get some.

Uh, no. One way you get some, and in the other way you get way too much.

Edit: That's unless you live up to your alias.

Originally posted by: slsmnaz

Originally posted by: BigFatCow
ya, why not. Either way i get some.

very appropriate name

This thread excels at excellence.


For the original question, I'll vote no. I've gone more than 25 years without gettin' any. I would hate to have to say that my first was Rosie O'Donnell. She'd probably also be my last, as I don't think anyone else would want anything to do with me.
"Are you a virgin?"
"Well....no."
"Oh, who was it, if you don't mind me asking?"
"Rosie O'Donnell. Hey wait, don't leave! OW OW OW OW MAAACCEEE!!!!"

 

[MotF Bane]

Well, you have a slightly higher chance of getting tails than heads, because the heads side has marginally more weight, right? At least the odds should be in your favor.

 

[jonessoda]

I'd chance it. Remember, they can't sue you for breach of contract if you've committed seppuku to avoid sexing up a land-whale!

 

[eelw]

Change that to Janet Reno, then I would have to pause to consider it.

 

[Perknose]

Your question is like getting the 72oz Texas steak for free if you eat all of it.

One way you score big time, the other way you vomit and vomit into the nearest receptacle.

Imagine having to eat all 72oz of Rosie's man-sized "tenderloin". :shocked:

 

[Pacfanweb]

So regardless of which way the coin lands, I get laid. What was the question again?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Perknose
Your question is like getting the 72oz Texas steak for free if you eat all of it.

One way you score big time, the other way you vomit and vomit into the nearest receptacle.

Imagine having to eat all 72oz of Rosie's man-sized "tenderloin". :shocked:

Are you saying Rosie is hung like a toilet seat sized piece of meat? :shocked:

 

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
So regardless of which way the coin lands, I get laid. What was the question again?

Winnar! :laugh:

 

[mooglemania85]

Originally posted by: eelw
Change that to Janet Reno, then I would have to pause to consider it.

Rosie or Janet, is that what you're saying?

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: mooglemania85

Originally posted by: eelw
Change that to Janet Reno, then I would have to pause to consider it.

Rosie or Janet, is that what you're saying?

I guess eelw was letting us know who his (wo)man of choice was

 

[Eeezee]

Absolutely

 

[ktehmok]

As long as there is no oral involved.

Sex is like pizza, even when it is horribly screwed up, you're still getting some.