If you could do a John Malcovich portal and become ANYONE in the world...

[Valhalla1]

...and become that person for the rest of their "ripe" life, (upon which you could switch to another person ), who would you become ?


I'd become Mark Cuban. He's my hero! Anyone read the interview he did with FHM magazine this month? This dude is awesome.. the DAY he sells out (atta boy!) broadcast.com to Yahoo, he went with like 10 friends to Vegas to see how drunk they could become and how much money they could blow. "I was tossing thousand dollar hands left and right, I didn't give sh*t". This dude rules!

When asked why he doesn't heavily invest his fortunes to make even more, he says "I already have too much money to know what to do with, what in the hell would I do with even more money?"

He doesn't care about making a profit with the Mavericks.. he just wants to WIN! Now thats an owner!

We need more rich guys like this pumping money into the economy instead of into their bank accounts and portfolios.


And you should see how many chicks this guy gets! What a life.. to really live the "Office Space" dream - to never have to do absolutely anything (productive) the rest of your life.



So who would YOU become?

 

[AlphaIVT]

it seems like i'm the only person that hasn't watched that movie, i'll have to get it this weekend

 

[arcain]

I'd be some hot chick (Liv Tyler comes to mind right now).. and err.. stay home all day.

Did I just say that?

 

[Valhalla1]

eww.. you'd be a chick so you could screw guys?

if I was gonna be a chick I'd be some hot lesbian.

but being a rich good looking young guy like Mark Cuban would be even better.. you'd have to fight off the chicks with bats

 

[arcain]

I'd be perfectly happy staying home figuring out how everything worked by myself.

 

[Valhalla1]

oh come on man, thats such a shallow answer!

seriously, sitting around at home diddling with yourself all day is going to get old REAL QUICK.

and then what are you stuck with?

 

[GoldenBear]

I'd be Goldenbear.

 

[brxndxn]

I'd be myself about 10 years ago when I was 10 years old... I had a much better imagination - and I was more original. Plus, at 10, you can't help but have fun - it's like wake up, have fun, go to bed.

 

[UNCjigga]

I know no one else here would say this right now only I will cuz I'm drunk and I'm gettin drunk and I'm bout ready to graduate...



















I will become HappyKitten and I'll post the pics that all the guys REALLY wanna see!!! >*.*<

 

[Scrapster]

Peter North

 

[Techno]

OK fine... i'll be serious. Billy Corgan from the Smashing Pumpkins

 

[UNCjigga]

LOL @ Scrapster! Peter North, the guy who puts the creme filling in Oreos!

 

[Valhalla1]

<< Peter North >>




Good answer!

thats the creativity I'm looking for here.


not these stupid &quot;be a chick and feel myself up&quot; crap

 

[luv2chill]

Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich... love that movie.

l2c

 

[GoldenBear]

<< thats the creativity I'm looking for here. >>

What about my answer

 

[Valhalla1]

no no no, you can't be yourself.


come on people..

 

[Aquaman]

I'd be a kick ass stunt man on a martial arts movie or I'd be Chow Yun Fat

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[RossMAN]

I still haven't seen Malkovich and my roommates owns it on DVD, hmmn.

 

[crab]

Bob Hoover

 

[Valhalla1]

bob hoover? whoozat?

 

[dafatha00]

Linus Torvalds.

 

[XMan]

Bill Gates.

I want a tour of his house - that place sounds awesome.

 

[geno]

John Hennessey, just so I could drive one of his TT Vipers

 

[Valhalla1]

hennessey would be fun, but he's not rich enough for me and I dont know how many chicks he can pick up.

I'd be Cuban because then I could buy 20 of my own Hennesset TT Viper Venoms.