if you could bring any historical figure back to life for 5 years, who would it be?

[brianmanahan]

i would bring back rod roddy because i love that guy and price is right has not been the same without him

 

[Red Squirrel]

Adolf Hitler.

So he could be killed properly. :awe:

 

[PieIsAwesome]

Andrew Jackson so he can fix this country and take some names. Maybe add a vassal state or two.

 

[KaOTiK]

Randy Macho Man Savage that way he can prevent another rapture.

 

[jhansman]

Mr. Rogers

 

[rudeguy]

Thomas Jefferson

I would take him to DC and have him kick every politician's ass.

 

[Modelworks]

Nikola Tesla , I think he would be amazed at how much his work has advanced the world and at how little credit he gets for it.

 

[bfdd]

Nikola Tesla , I think he would be amazed at how much his work has advanced the world and at how little credit he gets for it.

^^ this one. So I guess he gets 10 years? 5 from you and 5 from me? Do the years come off my life? Can we exchange how many years? What if you only have 2 years left?

 

[FoBoT]

Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni

 

[Jaepheth]

Nikola Tesla was my first answer too.

Barring that, probably one of the founding fathers for the lulz that would ensue between him and the GOP. Jefferson, Washington, or Franklin probably.

 

[rudeguy]

Nikola Tesla was my first answer too.

Barring that, probably one of the founding fathers for the lulz that would ensue between him and the GOP. Jefferson, Washington, or Franklin probably.

Franklin was a putz who happened into history.

I would not torture Tesla with the mess we have made of our power grid. If I thought for two seconds the government would ask him to help, I'd be all for it.

 

[foghorn67]

Nikola Tesla , I think he would be amazed at how much his work has advanced the world and at how little credit he gets for it.

This. I want all my top hats back.

 

[lxskllr]

Thomas Jefferson

I would take him to DC and have him kick every politician's ass.

That was pretty high on my list, but then I was thinking, what would he really be able to accomplish? All his efforts would be subverted by the liars and cowards over there. It would just be 2 voices(him and Ron Paul) amongst many.

I'd have to give it a lot of thought. There's a bunch of good contenders, but 5 years isn't much time.

 

[Lonyo]

DaVinci.
And I would force him to read the DaVinci Code.

 

[FoBoT]

DaVinci.
And I would force him to read the DaVinci Code.

that is who i meant to say
fail :|

 

[KeithTalent]

Phil Hartman or Ernest Hemingway. I'd be happy with either one.

KT

 

[rudeguy]

That was pretty high on my list, but then I was thinking, what would he really be able to accomplish? All his efforts would be subverted by the liars and cowards over there. It would just be 2 voices(him and Ron Paul) amongst many.

I'd have to give it a lot of thought. There's a bunch of good contenders, but 5 years isn't much time.

OK.

You bring him, I'll bring Thomas Aquinas.

Those two could slap and/or talk some sense into the nation.

 

[brianmanahan]

Adolf Hitler.

So he could be killed properly. :awe:

i KNEW somebody would say hitler!

 

[Anubis]

Tesla

 

[amish]

pontius pilate. let's solve these messiah questions.

 

[brianmanahan]

also i think all the founding fathers would see that we have an income tax and how high it is

and then have a heart attack and die

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Einstein, no question about it. Getting to see pics from Hubble, all the exoplanets being discovered by the Kepler telescope, CERN, etc. He would be a kid in a candy store.

 

[destrekor]

also i think all the founding fathers would see that we have an income tax and how high it is

and then have a heart attack and die

is this another moronic taxation is illegal spiel?

 

[brianmanahan]

is this another moronic taxation is illegal spiel?

no, just that personal income tax wasn't invented until 1913

which is something i wouldn't expect a simpleton like you to know

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Jesus, so he could slap the shit out of the idiots who think they follow him.