If you could be a mythical creature of your choosing...

[Pink Jazz]

...what would it be?

I would like to be a handsome male pink fairy, with a beautiful pink fairy wife. My fairy outfit however would not be a stereotypical fairy outfit with a tutu but would be a pink interlock polo shirt, pink pants, and pink shoes, together with pink fairy wings. They would all be in this shade of pink:
https://www.pantone.com/color-finder/13-2802-TCX

What mythical creature would you like to be? A fairy? A dragon? A unicorn? Or something else?

 

[IronWing]

Shens. Your avatar can be whatever you want it to be, allowing for decorum, yet your avatar is wearing a tutu.

 

[zinfamous]

This is Happy Puppy, right?

I'm sure of it.

 

[IronWing]

This is Happy Puppy, right?

I'm sure of it.

Not sure, he hasn't peed on the rug, yet.

 

[Pink Jazz]

Shens. Your avatar can be whatever you want it to be, allowing for decorum, yet your avatar is wearing a tutu.

That is actually Larry Guthrie (portrayed by Larry the Cable Guy) from Tooth Fairy 2. Since there are no photos of any fairy outfits that I describe in my OP, I am just using a character from my favorite movie for fun.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I would like to be a handsome male pink fairy

Don't ask, don't tell. Especially don't tell. Especially YOU don't tell.

 

[Pink Jazz]

Don't ask, don't tell. Especially don't tell. Especially YOU don't tell.

Well, I did say I would like a beautiful pink fairy wife. We can be like the Fairy Prince and Thumbelina, except we both wear pink.

 

[brainhulk]

https://youtu.be/a3J91bPrW9A

Ive always wanted to be called Lord Darkness and have an evil laugh

 

[Crono]

Don't assume I'm not a mythical creature already.

 

[blackdogdeek]

Ron Jeremy

 

[OutHouse]

.....

 

[dave_the_nerd]

...a great white whale? I mean, sure, eventually they kill me. But what a run!

 

[tynopik]

or

one of the two

 

[John Connor]

I'd be Pan so I could score all the Nymphs I wanted. HEHE

 

[brianmanahan]

the flying pig

 

[Thebobo]

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Now we're talking.

Who wants to be an Eborsisk?

 

[IronWing]

I'd be Pan so I could score all the Nymphs I wanted. HEHE

That cupid's pretty evil looking, like, "Bitch stole my bow."

 

[Sonikku]

 

[John Connor]

That cupid's pretty evil looking, like, "Bitch stole my bow."

HAHA Yeah... I think it's saying, "you're gonna get this arrorw in yo ass and you WILL love Pan!."

 

[Fritzo]

 

[JulesMaximus]

I would be Muslim Jesus of course. I wonder if I could get in this country today...

 

[thejunglegod]

I'd like to be a Hobbit. All they do is drink, smoke, screw and be merry. I wouldn't mind slaying a dragon or going on an adventure once in a while though.

 

[MrSquished]

I was mythical in my twenties. I'd rather just go back to that and fuck all the pink shit and being a weird looking creature with hooves and snouts and stuff. Just give me me at 27 years old. That's mythical enough for me.

 

[shortylickens]

A happy man.