If you are a homeless man, what would you do if...

maximus maximus

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you saved a big amount of money for someone from being stolen / or found something worth a huge financial amount worth millions.. and someone offered you a $100 award / reward, would you accept the $100?

I would return back the $100 to the person who gave it to me and would ask him to have a good meal in an expensive restaurant on me.

Ohh.... and I would ask him to tip the waiter with whatever is left, also on me.
 

Zysoclaplem

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Originally posted by: jmdeathsquad
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
$100 can buy alot of malt liquor and crack.

depends on where you live... its only a few days worth of crack...

I meant alot of malt liquor, and some crack. Not alot of crack as well.
But honestly, heroin is cheaper and would probably be the drug of choice for homeless guys.
 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: maximus maximus
you saved a big amount of money for someone from being stolen / or found something worth a huge financial amount worth millions.. and someone offered you a $100 award / reward, would you accept the $100?

I would return back the $100 to the person who gave it to me and would ask him to have a good meal in an expensive restaurant on me.

Ohh.... and I would ask him to tip the waiter with whatever is left, also on me.

you're homeless with no money...why would you turn down money?
 

jmdeathsquad

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Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: jmdeathsquad
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
$100 can buy alot of malt liquor and crack.

depends on where you live... its only a few days worth of crack...

I meant alot of malt liquor, and some crack. Not alot of crack as well.
But honestly, heroin is cheaper and would probably be the drug of choice for homeless guys.

well it still depends on where you live, heroin is way more expensive than crack in fl. though I agree that $100 would buy a lot of malt liquor. I'd spend it on quarts of OE...
 

maximus maximus

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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: maximus maximus
you saved a big amount of money for someone from being stolen / or found something worth a huge financial amount worth millions.. and someone offered you a $100 award / reward, would you accept the $100?

I would return back the $100 to the person who gave it to me and would ask him to have a good meal in an expensive restaurant on me.

Ohh.... and I would ask him to tip the waiter with whatever is left, also on me.

you're homeless with no money...why would you turn down money?

I am sure my act would get more attention on the news and at least make the people who are offering just $100 ashamed of their "generosity".

A guy saves you close to a million bucks and you give him just 100 bucks? Is it fair? Most certainly not!!!
 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: maximus maximus
you saved a big amount of money for someone from being stolen / or found something worth a huge financial amount worth millions.. and someone offered you a $100 award / reward, would you accept the $100?

I would return back the $100 to the person who gave it to me and would ask him to have a good meal in an expensive restaurant on me.

Ohh.... and I would ask him to tip the waiter with whatever is left, also on me.

Ha. You're a liar. You come back and say this after you've actually been homeless.
 

crystal

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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: maximus maximus
you saved a big amount of money for someone from being stolen / or found something worth a huge financial amount worth millions.. and someone offered you a $100 award / reward, would you accept the $100?

I would return back the $100 to the person who gave it to me and would ask him to have a good meal in an expensive restaurant on me.

Ohh.... and I would ask him to tip the waiter with whatever is left, also on me.

you're homeless with no money...why would you turn down money?

It is the "Pride" in him that is speaking out. I guess OP can live on his pride along.

 

Ika

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I would return the money, but only if I returned enough for people to feel sympathy for me.
 

ruffilb

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Hell yea, I'd take whatever cash I can get. If you're living dime to dime, you don't want to blow that cash on a nice dinner.