If you are a fruit, what would you be and why?

[sillymofo]

I would be a banana, because I'm Asian (yellow), smooth on the outside and sweet on the inside. Among many other benifits of bananas




And don't go and get this thread locked up either you fcuks....
:beer:

 

[Schadenfreude]

I would be a rotten tomato and hurl myself at stupid topic makers.

 

[Turkish]

grapefruits : i eat upto 10 everyday.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: Xiety
grapefruits : i eat upto 10 everyday.

So you would want to eat yourself?

 

[Turkish]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: Xiety
grapefruits : i eat upto 10 everyday.

So you would want to eat yourself?

never thought of it that way

 

[LordJezo]

A fruitcake.

No explination needed.

 

[sillymofo]

Originally posted by: Jehovah
I would be a rotten tomato and hurl myself at stupid topic makers.

Freaking bananas hater.... booooo! :shocked:

 

[TallBill]

A thread full of Jerboys. :Q:shocked:

 

[CaseTragedy]

I'd be prime rib.


-Case

 

[DT4K]

Is cucumber a fruit?

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo
I would be a banana, because I'm Asian (yellow), smooth on the outside and sweet on the inside.  Among many other benifits of bananas

And after a few days you end up turning soft on the outside and black on the inside.

 

[Ninjja]

a mango cos i'm awesome

 

[BigSmooth]

A star fruit.
Like Dirk Diggler, I am a big, bright, shining star.

 

[BatmanNate]

This thread smells like durian.

 

[KarenMarie]

grapefruit.

wrinkled skin and bitter on the inside

 

[CraigRT]

pineapple, cause i like pineapple!
and not many other fruits will mess with a pineapple.. theyre hella sharp and pointy!

 

[nativesunshine]

i would be a strawberry because strawberries are sweet but can also be sour at times...

strawberries covered in chocolate
strawberries and whipped cream
strawberries and champagne

yummmmmm...

 

[Lola]

watermelon... depending on the time, it/i can be sweet, sometimes bitter with a tough outter rind but once the inside is found, juicy and refreshing with a few seeds here and there