If you accidently, on-purpose swallowed a baby piranha? POLL

FoBoT

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i was tempted to vote for "Piranha dies in stomach, you survive (somehow)" since that is what i think would happen, but i went for worst poll ever :moon:
 

Arkitech

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Originally posted by: Vaerilis
It's too big for me to swallow, I guess.
Otherwise, strong stomach acid = ownage.

hehe I've had some nasty heartburn before. I think my stomach acid could defeat a steel piranha
 

samgau

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First you gotta find one then catch it without loosing your fingers in the process and then put it in your mouth without it eating your tongue, then swallow it.... my guess, you = 0, piranha = 1

What I voted: worst poll evar...
 

TheNinja

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I think it would eat your stomach and then eat you. But then it would die b/c it would be on land and would suffocate.
 

ajpa123

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Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
How can you accidently on-purpose do something?

Hey,
That's one of my personal sayings.. the other one being, 'lay down, face down on your back'
I have others, which will slowly surface on ATOT.... hehe :D stay tuned!
 
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Assuming that you could get the fish into your stomach alive, your stomach acid would eat away it's gills and eyes within a couple minutes. Probably would make for an uncomfortable few minutes, but it would probably die before you did. I wouldn't be surprised if it's dead carcass kills you because of complications.
 

TheNinja

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Originally posted by: KnightBreed
Assuming that you could get the fish into your stomach alive, your stomach acid would eat away it's gills and eyes within a couple minutes. Probably would make for an uncomfortable few minutes, but it would probably die before you did. I wouldn't be surprised if it's dead carcass kills you because of complications.

I assumed your stomach acid would kill it. But do you think it could tear into your stomach wall before it was killed? Maybe take a few bites out of your stomach lining thereby killing you?
 

ggavinmoss

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Great poll.

The fish would obviously die, but he just might have his way with your innards for just long enough to ruin your day.

-geoff
 
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Originally posted by: Staley8
I assumed your stomach acid would kill it. But do you think it could tear into your stomach wall before it was killed? Maybe take a few bites out of your stomach lining thereby killing you?
Why would a few bites kill you? People survive ulcers do they not?
 

Amorphus

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Originally posted by: KnightBreed
Originally posted by: Staley8
I assumed your stomach acid would kill it. But do you think it could tear into your stomach wall before it was killed? Maybe take a few bites out of your stomach lining thereby killing you?
Why would a few bites kill you? People survive ulcers do they not?

imagine heartburn in every single part of your torso. remember that the acid is also eating away at all your organs. :)
 

GroundZero

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i suppose your next retarded poll will be something along the lines of:

if you accidenaly, on-purpose got a sewer-rat stuck in your ass...
 

ajpa123

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Originally posted by: GroundZero
i suppose your next retarded poll will be something along the lines of:

if you accidenaly, on-purpose got a sewer-rat stuck in your ass...

I can see where your mind is at!
From fish to sewer-rat :confused:
Wanna talk about what's really bothering you GroundZero, huh? huh? huh?