If we lived in Half Life 2

UsandThem

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May 4, 2000
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Probably would start by getting head from a headcrab.

I know what you are thinking, but they are amazing;)
 

Mrvile

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I would hack me a sleeping bag and live under my desk. Wait they didn't have desks. And wait, didn't they all live on campus?
 

aplefka

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I'd take the same route as Gordon... bust some ass and break some skulls, all while saving the entire city/world.
 

LordMorpheus

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I'd get out of bed and walk down the hall.

No way I'm going outside if I'm not a major character!!

Did anyone notice how quickly the nameless ones died?

I'm gonna hide until I get a first AND last name, and some very very important vital-for-the-survival-of-mankind task to do that my buddy Gordon has to keep me alive for. Otherwise I'm just asking to be killed.
 

MetalMat

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Jun 14, 2004
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I would just hang out in Ravenholm with the crazy dude. Drink some 40's and cap some zombies.
 

yoda291

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Aug 11, 2001
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I would live in a storage container...they looked cozy and always held powerups.
 

Freejack2

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Dec 31, 2000
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I'd be a member of the combine. I could do nothing all day but guard stuff until one day Gordon Freeman came along and put a bullet in my head. Hmm maybe that wouldn't be such a good career then.
 

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: Buck Armstrong
I would wear Alyx out.

DOG-y style.

She does have a nice ass...and seems to be nice and...stupid...you could play on her feelings...get her started on Judith Mossman...while she's ranting and raving about "that bitch" you could be pulling those pants off.

I can't believe I'm having this conversation....:eek:
 

zoiks

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Jan 13, 2000
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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Buck Armstrong
I would wear Alyx out.

DOG-y style.

She does have a nice ass...and seems to be nice and...stupid...you could play on her feelings...get her started on Judith Mossman...while she's ranting and raving about "that bitch" you could be pulling those pants off.

I can't believe I'm having this conversation....:eek:


She is kind of hot though. I think the faces were rendered from real people in the game.