If we had a nationwide ATOT meetup, and Olds was there, would you be afraid?

Well?

  • Yes, I have seen the basement

  • No, I love Olds...and not just in the brotherly way

  • I like ball gags

  • I like porn


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Oct 27, 2007
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Olds is just a douchey troll. I'd laugh in his face. I bet he's really fat too, which would make it even more glorious.
 

SandEagle

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Aug 4, 2007
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Come on...let's not make this a callout thread. This was just good clean fun! :p

I like Olds. Mods, lock it up if this is how it goes.

how else did u think this would end up :awe:

leave it open and lets see who can come up with the best responses
 

Perknose

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Olds is just a douchey troll. I'd laugh in his face. I bet he's really fat too, which would make it even more glorious.

olds would jam his foot up your wrong hemisphere ass if he hadn't just polished his boots.

That said, I would be afraid . . . afraid I couldn't keep my sweaty paws off of that magnificent mound of manliness. I'm not gay, but sweet Jesus, this is Commander olds, keeper of the California highways we're talking about here.

You go for the basement atmosphere. You stay for the sticky, creamy love.
 

BoomerD

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Feb 26, 2006
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Afraid of him...hell no...I aspire to be more like him. Hell, I'd hunt for him. The basement always needs more...workers.
 

Ns1

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Jun 17, 2001
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we just need to have it at a park so olds can't come within 500 feet.
 

BoomerD

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Feb 26, 2006
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we just need to have it at a park so olds can't come within 500 feet.

In all fairness...he was accused, but never convicted...the 500 foot rule does not apply.

(it's amazing how hard it is to get convictions with no witnesses) :p
 

Jeff7

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Jan 4, 2001
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I'd be concerned if I didn't see him - probably just means he's lurking in the shadows, waiting to snatch away an unwary victim.
 

MustangSVT

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Oct 7, 2000
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sorry but where can I find info on this olds guy and his basement? I missed the whole thing.

mucho gracias
 

rudder

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Nov 9, 2000
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I am pretty hot... so i would stay away from the alcohol...wouldn't want to be taken advantage of my some old fart.
 

Number1

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Does he have a name plate above his basement door and if so, has it been keyed?.....anybody?