If US was invaded, who would you group with?

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: Hacp
I'm going to go solo, and with only a knife, i'ma find and kill a guy with a pistol. With that pistol, I'ma kill a guy with an AK. With that AK, I'll take down about 10-20 armored veichles. I'll then use the cars as scuicide explosives via remote control, blow up their main base, kill arouind 1 million soldiers, and watch them run back.

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[Mickey Eye]

As Im not American I choose the US invading Norway.

I'd try and hookup with my friend who trained with the Telemarks Battalion and is a general survival/hunting expert. Plus whoever else we can grab, go up to the cabins in the mountains and train, because quite frankly I've never fired a gun. Then come back and end up dead when I blew up my boat alongside a US Destroyer in the Oslo fjord.

 

[walkur]

Unfortunatly the Netherlands isn't a country well suited for guerilla warfare (being small and flat and all that). If we had any allies I would try and escape to those countries and try to help from there.

 

[pontifex]

haha
well, an obvious choice for me is my dad and my 3 uncles. they probably have like 500+ guns between them, lol.

 

[vi edit]

I'd probably grab my wife and high tail it over to Rapid City, SD where my mother-in-law works at the military base. Rapids City is a good town to defend from and there's an Army Base and an Air Force base there. Everyone up there owns a gun and isn't afraid to use them. It's like a small scale Texas. Plus it's South Dakota. Who really want's to go there?

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
i w0uld s1ed wif wh0evar has teh mp5s

@ut0$n!p3 pwns joo

or something

This is the funniest Counterstrike/red dawn conversation yet.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Anything to crush the red menace. Whatever it takes.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: shinzwei
thus we form a clan. Clan Anandtech

Im <AT>Shinzwei

Sounds good to me.

<AT>jagec will probably run around with the rocket launcher, blowing them all away with his 1337 dodging and incredible firepower.

OK, but seriously, I'd try my best to get ahold of a powered Gatling gun, like the kind they use on attack helicopters. I would mount it on a junky looking vehicle, and would CAREFULLY scout out troop movements. I would set up ambushes along the outskirts, where they send 5-12 man groups, and make sure they don't have any nearby support. Then I would quickly mow them down and disappear.

I would always carry a LARGE amount of explosives strapped around my waist, and set to go off if I pushed a button, or 10 seconds after my heart stops, or a timer if I so choose (the timer's in case I want to do some negotiating...go into a building held by the enemy and explain your terms, telling them that if they kill you, if they make you nervous enough to press the button, or if they don't let you out in 15 minutes, the bomb will go off...it doesn't leave them many options)

 

[winr]

QUOTE:
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shinzwei

thus we form a clan. Clan Anandtech
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I'm with shinzwei.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: RichUK

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
I'd take Chuck Norris.

War is over.

PUUHHLease have you not seen "The way of the Dragon"

Bruce Lee owns Chucky

if he was still alive

I don't really have an excess of Chuck Norris love, I just thought it would be funnier

 

[Mermaidman]

Originally posted by: GoPackGo
China couldn't get an invasion force here without covering some huge amount of land or sea first.

Lets say they use the sea approach.

The ships are blasted by submarines before they enter american waters.

Lets say they use the land approach...bringing millions of soldiers up north across the Arctic Circle.

First they would have to go through Russia then Canada. Those that don't die in the extreme cold will die in the extreme heat.

OK then,

How about an invasion by the unstoppable Mexicans? USA=pwnz0r'd

 

[PHiuR]

Ill take Chuck Norris, Van Damne, and Segull. FTW!

on a more serious note, I would probably join the local militia/military group.

 

[robothouse77]

just go into the rocky mountains. sit up there, make a bottleneck, sit on both sides, and pick people away. war over

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

Originally posted by: Tylanner
wisconsin would be a damn force to be reckon with!

The invasion would be crushed if they invaded during Deer season and Hmong hunters were out.





/me goes back to not making smartass comments

 

[BurnItDwn]

Wolverines!!!!!!!!!

 

[kevinthenerd]

Originally posted by: jndietz
i'd move to new zealand hopefully before the invasion or during the invasion.

I'd move to England. (It's not my #1 choice, but in a hurry, I want a place where I won't have to learn the language.)

 

[SMOGZINN]

If they were dumb enough to invade Texas I would just step out my door and shoot at them with the rest of my neighbors.

 

[TallBill]

I'd probably be long dead, or preoccupied somewhere overseas, before that could happen on US soil.

 

[Vegitto]

Get some handguns and snipers, gather a few friends and get ourselves killed. I can see it now:
Me:"OMG, I killed that dude!"
Others:"Good jo**" <--dead

 

[Perknose]

The first thing I would do is post on the internet, outlining my idiot plan of resistance in detail.

 

[LtPage1]

I would take myself and a katana.

 

[FoBoT]

i would kill all the commies and anyone that helped the commies

 

[iamtrout]

I would "ally" with whichever side gives me the opportunity to kill the most people.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
i would kill all the commies and anyone that helped the commies

What if they were mixed economy Chineese?

 

[Martin]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
I'd take Chuck Norris.

War is over.

chuck norris doesn't sleep. He waits.