If there was a candy called 'Noobs'...

UNCjigga

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What would it look like?

What would it taste like? What flavors would it come in?

Would it be crunchy or chewy, sour or sweet?
 

DangerAardvark

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It'd be pink and shaped like slimes from Dragon Quest, faces and all. And each time you ate one it'd be like pwning a noob.
 

NewSc2

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it would taste like nerds, which i haven't had in years. (thinks about going to 7-11 to pick up some)
 

HamburgerBoy

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They'd look like your current avatar and a few other common ones, they'd have a sweet strawberry taste, and would be very chewy.
 

ArmchairAthlete

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Originally posted by: UNCjigga
What would it look like?

What would it taste like? What flavors would it come in?

Would it be crunchy or chewy, sour or sweet?

I'd buy it... lol! Eating n00bs is like pwning n00bs, right?

Probably sour since newbs can be sour quite often. I'm thinking Sour Patch Kids but with shapes like Nerf Bat, I Win Button, 12 year old, etc.
 

UNCjigga

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Interesting responses! I was thinking about the forum avatar shapes idea, but I thought they could be like Necco hearts with common n00b phrases on the back, such as:
- n00b
- pwned!
- OMG h4x0r!
- LAG!
- LPB
- STFU!
- OMGHI2U!

I LOVE the candy Mt. Dew idea!!! :Q That would ROCK!!!
 

Rebasxer

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It would be covered in bumps (achne) and threaten you while it was behind the box, but when you took it out it would be as nice as can be...
 

CrackRabbit

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They would be like sunflower seeds, you chew them up eat the sweet meat and spit out the husks.