If there is a tie....

Gatos

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Dude It would be awesome to see bush and Kerry go at it. Honestly I think Bush would take Kerry in like 5 seconds. But if there was a tie or something crazy tomorrow they should wrestle. It would be a triple-tag team with Edwards and Cheney and their wives. this would just be awesome, don't you think. Kerry would definitely come in with recto specs and knee pads.
 

jtusa

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I'd have to go with Bush in a wrastlin' match too. He's a southern texas man who grew up on a ranch. Kerry is city folk, that's no contest as far as I'm concerned.(But then again maybe I'm biased since I'm from the south as well :))
 

Cobalt

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I think Kerry would start calling Bush "charlie" and slice his throat. :p
 

glugglug

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Kerry can't be killed - he's already undead!

Seriously I think he would kick Bush's ass.
 

Steeplerot

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More like rummy would kick sand in Kerrys eyes while cheney went for the nuts while bush sits there and twitches his eyebrows and mutters to himself.
Bush is a tiny man compared to Kerry, please the only thing bush can slam is a 12 of cheap beer and a fat rail.
 

miketheidiot

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Originally posted by: jtusa4
I'd have to go with Bush in a wrastlin' match too. He's a southern texas man who grew up on a ranch. Kerry is city folk, that's no contest as far as I'm concerned.(But then again maybe I'm biased since I'm from the south as well :))

LOL bush's ranch was more an estate than a ranch.

Anyways I think hardened combat veteran Kerry would woop male cheerleader Bush.
 

LtPage1

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Originally posted by: miketheidiot
Originally posted by: jtusa4
I'd have to go with Bush in a wrastlin' match too. He's a southern texas man who grew up on a ranch. Kerry is city folk, that's no contest as far as I'm concerned.(But then again maybe I'm biased since I'm from the south as well :))

LOL bush's ranch was more an estate than a ranch.

Anyways I think hardened combat veteran Kerry would woop male cheerleader Bush.

hell yeah. plus theres the 5" height advantage.