If the Autobots were real, what would they think about

[Ready]

Originally posted by: clarkey01
I will never forget the movie scene where starscream throws megatron out into space (from astrotrain)

" Wait I still function"........" Wanna bet"........"Staaaarscreaaaaaammmmm"

Yes it was a very cool scene, are you saying that starscream would have done the same to Saddam and taken over Iraq?

Saddam in that hole: "Wait I'm still dictator"
Starscream: Wanna bet" and stomps feet into hole

 

[GasX]

"T-minus 3 months to SkyNet self-awareness..."

 

[tennisflip]

 

[PottedMeat]

Optimus Prime would think about how best to tell you to get your prostate checked.

Robot Chicken

Optimus Prime: "Woh!, Using the whole fist, Doc?"

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: Riceball

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
Energon>Oil

Energon can be made from oil or any energy source.

Really? In that case, what's to stop the autobots from fueling their raging reactors with the blood of a thousand children?

We'd have to revist that thread about how many 5 year olds could you take on.

 

[dfi]

Originally posted by: clarkey01
I will never forget the movie scene where starscream throws megatron out into space (from astrotrain)

" Wait I still function"........" Wanna bet"........"Staaaarscreaaaaaammmmm"

Even better was right afterwards, when the remaining decepticons were arguing over who should be the new leader of the decepticons. When the destructicons suggested that they should be the leader of the decepticons, the witty and very charismatic Soundwave presented the following convincing argument:

"Soundwave superior, destructicons inferior."

Indeed, indeed.

dfi

 

[5ayle]

Originally posted by: Ready

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: Riceball
Energon can be made from oil or any energy source.

Really? In that case, what's to stop the autobots from fueling their raging reactors with the blood of a thousand children?

Um, I wouldn't count the blood of 1000 children as an energy source.

Thats because you're not thinking outside the bun!

Fixed.

 

[Ready]

Originally posted by: dfi

Originally posted by: clarkey01
I will never forget the movie scene where starscream throws megatron out into space (from astrotrain)

" Wait I still function"........" Wanna bet"........"Staaaarscreaaaaaammmmm"

Even better was right afterwards, when the remaining decepticons were arguing over who should be the new leader of the decepticons. When the destructicons suggested that they should be the leader of the decepticons, the witty and very charismatic Soundwave presented the following convincing argument:

"Soundwave superior, destructicons inferior."

Indeed, indeed.

dfi

Transformers made me realize that one day after we replace all of our bodies with robotic parts, we will eventually go back to casset tapes.

 

[FoBoT]

autobots hate terrorists