If terrorists abducted you and some of your close family members...

[ISAslot]

...and told you to carry out a suicide bombing or your family members would be tortured and killed, what would you do?

 

[TBone48]

I would tell them to go **** themselves.

 

[Ronstang]

Tell them to FO.

 

[JackOfHearts]

I would go stright to the FBI laugh all the way.... But maybe I don't get along well with the fam...

 

[brxndxn]

I would refuse to blow up fellow Americans.

 

[Ready]

I'm not blowing anyone and that includes myself

 

[Kevin1211]

call jack bauer...

 

[Skunkwourk]

like Im going to listen to a bunch of terrorists cause you know, they're so honest and honorable and all...

 

[CKent]

I'd insult them, their mothers and Allah. Anything to hasten the death of my godawful family.

 

[BriGy86]

i heard that if you get kidnapped/abducted whether its terrorist or just some sick bastard, your best chance is to fight it all the way until you die or get away, i guess the odds of you being murdered after your abducted skyrocket, like 80% or higher

 

[Chaotic42]

I think that my family would kill any terrorists once they got about 6 feet inside the door.

 

[Ricemarine]

I would do a "Saving Private Ryan"

 

[Ronstang]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
I think that my family would kill any terrorists once they got about 6 feet inside the door.

My dogs wouldn' let them in the house in the first place and hence they would give me enough notice to grab one of my weapons so I might die but I would not be alone.

 

[KingofCamelot]

Once they finished strapping the vest on me, I'd say "So, I just click this button right here?". After they say yes, I would promptly blow myself up killing them along with me.

 

[OrganizedChaos]

i'd tell them to piss off. i'd steal there explosives for me to play with and let them have my family.

 

[Rubycon]

Wait for Jones...

How many AT'ers remember this???

I plopped down in my easy chair and turned on Channel 2
A bad gunslinger called Salty Sam was chasin' poor Sweet Sue
He trapped her in the old sawmill and said with an evil laugh,
"If you don't give me the deed to your ranch
I'll saw you all in half!"
And then he grabbed her (and then)
He tied her up (and then)
He turned on the buzzsaw (and then, and then...!)

AHEM!

And then along came Jones
Tall thin Jones
Slow-walkin' Jones
Slow-talkin' Jones
Along came long, lean, lanky Jones

Commercial came on, so I got up to get myself a snack
You should've seen what was goin' on by the time that I got back
Down in the old abandoned mine, Sweet Sue was havin' fits
That villain said, "Give me the deed to your ranch
Or I'll blow you all to bits!"
And then he grabbed her (and then)
He tied her up (and then)
He lit the fuse to the dynamite (and then, and then...!)

AHEM!


And then along came Jones
Tall thin Jones
Slow-walkin' Jones
Slow-talkin' Jones
Along came long, lean, lanky Jones


I got so bugged I turned it off and turned on another show
But there was the same old shoot-'em-up and the same old rodeo
Salty Sam was tryin' to stuff Sweet Sue in a burlap sack
He said, "If you don't give me the deed to your ranch
I'm gonna throw you on the railroad tracks!"
And then he grabbed her (and then)
He tied her up (and then)
He threw her on the railroad tracks (and then)
A train started comin' (and then, and then...!)

AHEM!

And then along came Jones
Tall thin Jones
Slow-walkin' Jones
Slow-talkin' Jones
Along came long, lean, lanky Jones

 

[scrawnypaleguy]

w...t...f...

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: C6FT7
Wait for Jones...

How many AT'ers remember this???

That's a great song. :thumbsup:

 

[Hacp]

I'd piss on their pants

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: BriGy86
i heard that if you get kidnapped/abducted whether its terrorist or just some sick bastard, your best chance is to fight it all the way until you die or get away, i guess the odds of you being murdered after your abducted skyrocket, like 80% or higher

Yep. Theyd have to kill me before they got me in that car.

 

[lobadobadingdong]

I'd let them strap the bomb to me, make them show me how to detinate it correctly, the blow myself up while standing next to them (the terrorists that is)

 

[BriGy86]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs

Originally posted by: BriGy86
i heard that if you get kidnapped/abducted whether its terrorist or just some sick bastard, your best chance is to fight it all the way until you die or get away, i guess the odds of you being murdered after your abducted skyrocket, like 80% or higher

Yep. Theyd have to kill me before they got me in that car.

i honestly think it would be better on my parents if they knew i was dead right away rather than making them spend the rest of there life in empty hope (kind of like jacob wedderling)

 

[sharkeeper]

How many AT'ers remember this???

This is pretty damn self explanatory.

Even plays nice!

That's a great song.

Damn right about that!

Cheers!