If Steve Jobs and Apple designed a car...

[Stoneburner]

I bet he'd combine the brakes, accelerator, and heater into a single button.

No FM radio

Within 2 years of releasing the iCar, he'd release the iCar shuffle that has no steering wheel and randomly drives to your favorite destinations.

The car would only have a 40 mile fuel tank


But it'd look nice to for people who like sterile post modern chunks of plastic.

 

[waggy]

ok that sucked and was stupid.

 

[Sureshot324]

Originally posted by: waggy
ok that sucked and was stupid.

It was better than anything you have in your sig.

 

[Engraver]

You'd have to send it back to Apple to get your gas refilled. Trying to do it yourself voids your warranty.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Sureshot324

Originally posted by: waggy
ok that sucked and was stupid.

It was better than anything you have in your sig.

yes because i post my sig as a thread.


his joke was just a rehash of a lot of MS jokes that have been done for years.

 

[AmpedSilence]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: Sureshot324

Originally posted by: waggy
ok that sucked and was stupid.

It was better than anything you have in your sig.

yes because i post my sig as a thread.


his joke was just a rehash of a lot of MS jokes that have been done for years.

Or a rehashing of most of the jokes made on engadet when Apple annouced that they are working to make an "iCar"; but either way its old.

 

[TXHokie]

Wait two months and the price will drop by half...but they'll give you a couple free coupons for oil change.

 

[Schfifty Five]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: Sureshot324

Originally posted by: waggy
ok that sucked and was stupid.

It was better than anything you have in your sig.

yes because i post my sig as a thread.


his joke was just a rehash of a lot of MS jokes that have been done for years.

agreed.

OP even tries to pass it off as his own...lame attempt, lame joke.

 

[LegendKiller]

If they desiged a car it'd have the features of a stripped down Neon, the looks of an Aston Martin, the price of a Bugatti Veyron, and the planned obsolescence of a Ford.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Just checked back and this thread still appears to be sucking.

 

[us3rnotfound]

hi

 

[zig3695]

its appearance would be designed for women and everything about the icar would be made specifically for women which creates job's perfect sales model for apple's usual 80% male audience.

 

[eits]

lame.

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: us3rnotfound
hi

do you like pie?

do you like Apple pie?


how about iPie?

 

[imported_Cameron]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: us3rnotfound
hi

do you like pie?

do you like Apple pie?


how about iPie?

or the iCake..mmmm

 

[thomsbrain]

Originally posted by: waggy
ok that sucked and was stupid.

just like your mom

OH SNAP SON!

 

[Scarpozzi]

Apple sucks. They do a decent job with design, but a poor job with business decisions. They hire cheap Chinese labor that causes QC issues with many of their products.

I probably will never give them another dollar of my money simply because they don't care about their customers. If you buy Apple, buy with AMEX so you can get your money back when things break. Apple doesn't give refunds easily.

 

[DivideBYZero]

iPie

 

[Stoneburner]

I never saw the Endagadget thread, so don't throw around accusations or i'll accuse you all of being stepchildren. I just saw a headline in an rss feed. Some of you sound like Keith Olbermann claiming larry craig stole his joke.

 

[Schfifty Five]

Originally posted by: Stoneburner
I never saw the Endagadget thread, so don't throw around accusations or i'll accuse you all of being stepchildren. I just saw a headline in an rss feed. Some of you sound like Keith Olbermann claiming larry craig stole his joke.

:roll:

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Most of us log on to ATOT to seeking quality-LULZ. This thread disappoints and farts in our general direction.

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Was that supposed to be a funny or a rant, because you failed at both. You suck at posting.

 

[ViviTheMage]

arent they designing one with VW ?

 

[zig3695]

wouldnt be surprised. jobs did announce today there will be full thrid-party support for both iphone and itouch now. you cant say apple doesnt listen to its customers

 

[Acanthus]

Originally posted by: LegendKiller
If they desiged a car it'd have the features of a stripped down Neon, the looks of an Aston Martin, the price of a Bugatti Veyron, and the planned obsolescence of a Ford.

Much better than the OP :thumbsup: