If Starbucks sold beer on tap

[JEDI]

imagine how much more $ they would make.

rotating light, medium, and dark beers.

venti coffee... nah.. IPA

 

[Rakehellion]

Ten million hipsters just creamed their pants.

 

[trmiv]

They already do
http://www.starbucks.com/coffeehouse/starbucks-stores/starbucks-evenings/locations

Edit: Nevermind thats just wine. Well its a start

Some of the articles about it say they serve beer though too. Hmmmmm

 

[uclaLabrat]

imagine how much more $ they would make.

rotating light, medium, and dark beers.

venti coffee... nah.. IPA

They would scorch their barley just like they scorch their beans.

 

[techs]

Now I'm imagining they sell pot....

 

[kranky]

I can hardly stand the coffee snobs, it would be intolerable if they attracted an influx of beer snobs on top of that.

"Grande Molto Pumpkin Hefeweizen, quarter inch, double lime, frosted pilsner with coaster."

 

[Malodrik]

kranky beat me to it. Beers with absolutely ridiculous names and 30 different types of garnishings

 

[kyrax12]

How come people keep insinuating about Starbucks customers?

Names such as hipsters always seemed to come up when there is a discussion about Starbucks. Seems like there is always a stigma associated with frequent Starbucks customers.

 

[Malodrik]

The clientele of a Starbucks seems to generally be "hipsters" either working on a perpetually never-ending screenplay, or reading "Mein Kampf" to try and seem deep.

 

[kyrax12]

The clientele of a Starbucks seems to generally be "hipsters" either working on a perpetually never-ending screenplay, or reading "Mein Kampf" to try and seem deep.

Are these people usually the ones wearing those thick frame glasses?

 

[Malodrik]

Bingo. Although to be fair, I had thick frame glasses before they were cool.





Ah, fuck.

 

[mnewsham]

Now I'm imagining they sell pot....

Prerolled joints with the strain of the day/week/month/season are $4.20, other strains are available ranging from $5-10 per joint.

 

[mmntech]

How come people keep insinuating about Starbucks customers?

Names such as hipsters always seemed to come up when there is a discussion about Starbucks. Seems like there is always a stigma associated with frequent Starbucks customers.

It's a fundamental error to even suggest that hipsters would step foot inside a Starbucks. It's too mainstream. Everyone knows this.

 

[Malodrik]

It's a fundamental error to even suggest that hipsters would step foot inside a Starbucks. It's too mainstream. Everyone knows this.

That's right, they take it home with them and pose with it

 

[QueBert]

Starbuck coffee snobs are bad, but beer snobs usually make me want to stab them.

 

[Leros]

Most of the local coffee shops around here also serve beer and wine. About half of them actually have great selections of local craft brews.

I think it's great. I sometimes like to meet up with a friend for a beer, but prefer a quieter setting than a bar. Also, when I'm working late at night, I like to go to a coffee shop, get a coffee, work for a bit, then get a beer.

 

[WelshBloke]

imagine how much more $ they would make.

rotating light, medium, and dark beers.

venti coffee... nah.. IPA

Given how badly they faf around with coffee, turning this

Into this

I dread to think what they would turn this into

:|

 

[KeithTalent]

They would scorch their barley just like they scorch their beans.

This. :|

KT

 

[tokie]

I have had beer at McDonalds and BK and I am not a fan.

Personally I don't like beer with burgers and fries.

As for Starbucks, what would be the difference between them and a pub if they did this?

 

[WelshBloke]

I have had beer at McDonalds and BK and I am not a fan.

Personally I don't like beer with burgers and fries...

McDonalds sells really shitty beer though, a good IPA goes OK with burger and chips.