If Rocky and Bullwinkle were networking geeks

[Tallgeese]

Just a fun thread. A bit OT...so sue me--

My favorite cartoon as a kid was "Rocky & Bullwinkle." The cartoons themselves didn't crack me up near as much as the "cliffhanger" titles the announcer would give for the next episode, along the lines of:

"Brother, Can You Spare a Ham?"

OR

"To The Moose Goes The Spoils"


So let's see what folks on the Networking forum can come up with. Make it somehow networking related, please (might help ward off a mod-lock).

Here's the first (inspired by ArMs):

Bullwinkle decides to run CAT5 cabling between Rocky's tree and his house, even tho Rocky has his doubts ("Aw gee, Bullwinkle, that'll never work"). However, just as Bullwinkle is making the final connection, a sudden thunderstorm looms overhead!

Don't miss the next hair-raising episode...

"Lights out for Bullwinkle"

OR

"Fricasse me"

 

[JackMDS]

LOL, while you typed this I typed the fun on the other thread.

 

[ScottMac]

Some other lines and headlines you might hear in that episode......

"Rocky's squirrely Network?"

"Amooseing Network Tales?"

"Squirrel Takes a Flying Leap as Moose Passes Glass in the Back Yard?"

"Moose arrested in Police Murder: claims misunderstanding of 'Copper Termination' procdeure"

"Moose and Squirrel: The Saga of The Twisted Pair"

"netBeui Me Not, On the Lone Prarie"

"Hey Rocky! Watch me pull some copper out this hose" "AGAIN! But trick never works!" (Water sprays the Moose in the face).." I guess I got to get me another hose...."

"IP Everywhere, and other disgusting networking habits."
(or)
"Pro-Protocol Moose Proclaims 'IP EVERYWHERE';Caught UTPeeing Through Garden Hose in Shocking Backyard Incident"

"The connections is down because the cabling is hosed...."

"Network Underground: The Shocking Truth"

"You'll Never Take Me Alive Copper, I'm going Underground!"

"Boris the Cable Installer Says: People will use any kind of wire for their network, if they want it Badanov..."

Getting late...time for some sleep.....

Seeya (this thread is gonna get painful, Mr. Geese)

Scott

 

[brxndxn]

Catch them in the next episode:

Rocky and Bullwinkle and twisted pair

OR

On which pair to transmit?

 

[Tallgeese]

Don't miss our next explosive episode:

"Dot Bomb's Gonna Blow"

OR

"Fiber in the hole!"

 

[Tallgeese]

<< this thread is gonna get painful, Mr. Geese >>

Scott, I'm just glad somebody else knows who "Moose and Squirrel" are!

 

[Tallgeese]

Stay tuned for the next amazing episode:

"For It's Route Route Route For The Home Team"

OR

"Which Switch Is Which?"

 

[spidey07]

you have got to be kidding me

lol, merry christmas.