If people knew your thoughts, how would they react?

[smackababy]

They would literally die.

 

[Platypus]

the world would be a better place if people didn't pretend like they don't have many of the same thoughts, fears and anxieties as everyone else does.

 

[Humpy]

Hot girl from the office: "That oatmeal smells good!"
My brain: "I bet your pussy smells good!"

etc.

I don't think anyone would be surprised.

 

[Ruptga]

In the morning before I'm awake: everyone would be driven mad by the deafening silence punctuated by sudden flashbacks and references to XKCD.

Walking around campus: a few would say that my ass doesn't look too bad either.

At work: everything would get done faster, as we would operate more like a hivemind.

And I'd never have to answer how "How're you doing" ever again.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

puppet parser validate [filename]
observation
receipt
sign
shop
sailor
cherry
cockroach
seagull
puppet apply --noop [filename]
ssh-keygen.exe -t rsa
cat id_dsa.pub >> authorized_keys
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
1685-1750
man tar
tar -xcvf dammit
blue
blue
blue
cat
git clone
git checkout
git checkout -- .
git add .
git commit
tappity
:wq
git push
scrabblefinder.com
impendency
exsert
mosel
exophthalmus
aphesis
equalized
isn't
copaline
dignity
overfavorable
mail.yahoo.com
nothing
It's broken
Why's it broken
I have no idea
Why can't you use it right?
BEER
ATOT
FARK
migrate wiki to new system
click
copy
paste
match
importer sucked
formatting shot
copy
paste
new WYSIWYG editor sucks
Lunchtime
Why are there so few women in IT?
Why is my cat weird?
Why does my car make that noise?
Why can't I -
*click*
- remember to get that damned brake light replaced?
EMAIL!
That's not a real problem.
*click*
Resolved. Follow these directions here:
copy/paste
My butt hurts from sitting in this chair.
TIMECUBE