If penis enlargement was possible via stem cells...

JEDI

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How much of a market ($) would it be? I bet HUGE, but it's a one time thing. After the 1st wave of ~1B men, it'll be just the boys that turn 18 then on out.

How would they get all the stem cells for this market?
where there's $, there's a way
 
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spidey07

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I'd say you could charge up to 10k. But the cost of the stem cells would probably be more than that. Or you could just go grab some from the clinic across the street.
 

Train

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It would be the same type of market as Breast Implants, give or take.

The stem cells would be harvested from kidnapped Hatian fetuses.
 

keird

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I'd consider offering vagina tightening therapy, instead - I don't think there should be any more guys out there with an advantage over me than there already are.
 

spidey07

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I'd consider offering vagina tightening therapy, instead - I don't think there should be any more guys out there with an advantage over me than there already are.

Umm, there is already surgery for that. Might want to look into it for your girl.
 

K1052

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The sales from the Asian markets alone would probably pay off our national debt.
 

sandorski

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If penis Reduction were possible, I'd be all over that shit. Especially from an Aborted Fetus or 2.
 

SirStev0

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I'd bet every dollar I have that every conservative against Stem Cell Research would completely change their tune.

I had an argument about a year ago with a friend where I claimed if they linked Global Warming to Impotence and Erectile Dysfunction, the US would immediately lower our carbon emissions.

The link wouldn't even have to be that strong. Fuck I think if I mentioned it enough I might be able to cause enough of an uproar that we'd at least start signing some of the European Treaties.
 

SunnyD

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When aliens finally visit Earth:

Commander Targ: Finally... PEOPLE OF EARTH!!! WE COME IN PEA... what the fuck? Sergeant, I thought you said the dominant species on this planet was bi-pedal...
 

Gibsons

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Do it with transplanted cells and you could end up rejecting the transplanted cells. You'd have a very sick weiner.

Ideally you'd use stem cells derived from you. Bone marrow or fat or something.