If Oprah ran for President, how far would she get?

[Led Zeppelin]

The only way Oprah's running for anything is if someone has a bag of McDonalds dangling on a string in front of her. Even then, she'd be winded after 2 feet.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: BostonRedSox
The only way Oprah's running for anything is if someone has a bag of McDonalds dangling on a string in front of her. Even then, she'd be winded after 2 feet.

QFI

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: dxkj

Originally posted by: BostonRedSox

Originally posted by: moshquerade
she'd make a great President, but it won't happen.

Oh Christ. Explain please. :roll:

Simple. She would sensationalize everything and put a spin on it making America gladly embrace thermonuclear destruction with open arms.

like i said, it won't happen, because men won't vote for a woman, especially a black woman.

Now that's just not true. If 21 year olds were allowed to run, men would vote for a 21 year old hottie

 

[kogase]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
I'd vote for Oprah over George Bush. At least she actually knows how to run a successful business, she seems pretty sharp. I could see her as a good diplomat.

It pains me to say this...but I'd probably vote for...Dick Cheney...over Hilary Clinton. Dick Cheney is pure evil...but I really hate Hilary Clinton.

Dick Cheney is unable to be president. He's bald.

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
she'd make a great President, but it won't happen.

Have you ever seriously considered a lobotomy?

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: GeneValgene

Originally posted by: moshquerade
she'd make a great President, but it won't happen.

no way!

hillary clinton >> oprah

condi rice >> oprah

my neighbor's dead dog >> oprah

 

[Led Zeppelin]

Originally posted by: Ilmater

Originally posted by: moshquerade
she'd make a great President, but it won't happen.

Have you ever seriously considered a lobotomy?

rofl, maybe she already did.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Ilmater

Originally posted by: moshquerade
she'd make a great President, but it won't happen.

Have you ever seriously considered a lobotomy?

i'd recommend one for you, but that operation can only be performed once

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: kogase

Originally posted by: PingSpike
I'd vote for Oprah over George Bush. At least she actually knows how to run a successful business, she seems pretty sharp. I could see her as a good diplomat.

It pains me to say this...but I'd probably vote for...Dick Cheney...over Hilary Clinton. Dick Cheney is pure evil...but I really hate Hilary Clinton.

Dick Cheney is unable to be president. He's bald.

LOL. Not to mention he looks like a snarling warthog.

I think a bald dude could be president, provided he was in good shape...which Cheney clearly is not.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Ilmater

Originally posted by: GeneValgene

Originally posted by: moshquerade
she'd make a great President, but it won't happen.

no way!

hillary clinton >> oprah

condi rice >> oprah

my neighbor's dead dog >> oprah

Your neighbor's dead dog also >> hillary clinton AND rice
I weep for the democratic party

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Ilmater

Originally posted by: GeneValgene

Originally posted by: moshquerade
she'd make a great President, but it won't happen.

no way!

hillary clinton >> oprah

condi rice >> oprah

my neighbor's dead dog >> oprah

Your neighbor's dead dog also >> hillary clinton AND rice
I weep for the democratic party

If they try to run Hilary Clinton next term, they should just close up shop, go home and leave the republican party to run the country right into the ground.

 

[conjur]

Well, she wouldn't get a bj, that's for sure.

 

[woowoo]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
she would have made a great President, but she sold out to the man.

 

[Jzero]

Actually, she's a shoo-in for the woman vote, and would have strong draw on the black vote. She would not likely win, but I suspect she would get a lot more votes than one might think at first. The AARP would never go for it, and that pretty much scuttles the whole thing.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: Jzero
Actually, she's a shoo-in for the woman vote, and would have strong draw on the black vote. She would not likely win, but I suspect she would get a lot more votes than one might think at first. The AARP would never go for it, and that pretty much scuttles the whole thing.

Yeah, if there's one segment of the population thats not going to vote for a woman, especially a black woman, its the old people. And old people all vote. Because they don't have anything better to do.

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
she'd make a great President, but it won't happen.

LMAO

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: GeneValgene

Originally posted by: moshquerade
she'd make a great President, but it won't happen.

no way!

hillary clinton >> oprah

condi rice >> oprah

My version:

McCain > Rice > the roadkill I ran over on the way to work today > belly bunton lint > Clinton

What I wouldn't give for my party to put up a decent candidate

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: moshquerade
she'd make a great President, but it won't happen.

Why exactly?

she is an intelligent, and powerful woman.
i'd like to see a woman in the White House, because the men aren't cutting it.

So you're one of those people that would vote for a woman just because she's a woman.

I could care less what the sex of the President is, but I'll be dipped in sh1t if I'm going to vote for someone just because "it hasn't been done yet". That's no better than NOT voting for a woman just because she's a woman.

Please sell your vote.

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: dxkj

Originally posted by: BostonRedSox

Originally posted by: moshquerade
she'd make a great President, but it won't happen.

Oh Christ. Explain please. :roll:

Simple. She would sensationalize everything and put a spin on it making America gladly embrace thermonuclear destruction with open arms.

like i said, it won't happen, because men won't vote for a woman, especially a black woman.

You're getting dumber and dumber with each post of yours I read. You, sir/madam, are one helluva hypocrite. You'll vote for a woman just because she's a woman, but you chastise literally ALL MEN because you think they'll only vote for a man.

Shouldn't you be baking a pie?

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: kogase

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: moshquerade
she'd make a great President, but it won't happen.

Why exactly?

she is an intelligent, and powerful woman.
i'd like to see a woman in the White House, because the men aren't cutting it.

Rich does not equal intelligent. For all the faults the leaders of our country have had, I don't see how them being women would have changed anything. They become leaders by being corrupt, slithering, slimy dirtbags.

i didn't mention rich, and she definitely came from humble beginnings.
she isn't rich now by luck.

yes, corrupt, slithering, slimy dirtbags, all of them. so we should give women a chance to prove they aren't or won't be that.

You do realize, of course, that you're no better than the people you're ripping, right?

 

[AMCRambler]

about as far as the refrigerator...lol

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: kogase

Originally posted by: PingSpike
I'd vote for Oprah over George Bush. At least she actually knows how to run a successful business, she seems pretty sharp. I could see her as a good diplomat.

It pains me to say this...but I'd probably vote for...Dick Cheney...over Hilary Clinton. Dick Cheney is pure evil...but I really hate Hilary Clinton.

Dick Cheney is unable to be president. He's bald.

LOL. Not to mention he looks like a snarling warthog.

I think a bald dude could be president, provided he was in good shape...which Cheney clearly is not.

Not to mention that if he were the president we'd actually have to see him every now and then. Honestly, when was the last time anyone saw Cheney? I'm not even sure he exists. I think he's some super advanced holograph or something

 

[Jzero]

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[Carbo]

If Oprah ran for President, how far would she get?

She'd never get past the kitchen.

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: Jzero
Tip: You can combine concurrent responses to multiple posts into a single post.

I know... just didn't feel like it . Busy day and all.