If only there was a Bash.org for Police reports..

[BrokenVisage]

Wait.. THERE IS!

PoliceBlotter FTW! This page is updated weekly with some of the most outrageous police reports you can find. Here are some excerpts..

"A 3-year-old girl had a Tic Tac stuck up her nose on Woodgate Drive."

Two people called police about a person laying in the middle of the road; the person turned out to be a box."

A man reported that he and his sister share a joint checking account, and he is unhappy with her spending habits.

An elderly Williamsville woman called police for assistance with a toilet that kept flushing and leaking.

A bicycle was reported missing in front of ?big daddy?s house? on Millard Fillmore Place.

A Fairlawn Drive caller said he brought home two strippers to go swimming and they then refused to leave and were bothering his parents. Police transported the women to Bailey Avenue.

Troopers were called to a Transit Road restaurant by a customer who ordered a foot-long hot dog that was only 101/2 inches long after it was cooked.

"Police aided a confused adult on Walden Avenue who stated ?The eye in the sky was watching her.?"

A Courier Boulevard resident reported his neighbors are using ventriloquism to send him death threats.

A person in Harris Hill called deputies because he does not like "the way kids are picking pumpkins."

A neighbor dispute on Princeton Avenue concerned children making faces.

A man overheard youths talk about a crack in his fence on Cambridge Square, Amherst; he thinks they?re up to no good.

A suspect was observed taking two bags of frozen shrimp and placing them inside his coat at the market on Harlem Road. When store personnel attempted to subdue the suspect, he ran and dropped the shrimp. Employees were able to restrain him until police arrived.

An alleged shoplifter who fled the Tops Market on Orchard Park Road with approximately $80 worth of shrimp, had to be subdued by pepper spray after fficers
found him in a nearby swamp

Orchard Park Road grocery store apprehended a West Seneca man with $43 in bulk shrimp.

A turkey reportedly flew through a window into a Cheektowaga house, but escaped before police arrived

A McKinley resident reported an injured bird being eaten by a cat

A wild turkey reportedly crashed through the window of a residence on Delphi Drive.:

A motorist traveling on Ellicott Road complained of an irrational deer. Looks like it was dancing.

A large snake with fangs was reported next to an Ava Lane residence. Upon investigation, it was found to be a garden snake that had just eaten a frog.

New York State Police assisted Akron Police with an odd acting squirrel

A Cheektowaga dog reported to be barking at a rodent was "advised.

A Bucyrus Drive resident reported that a woodchuck bit one of their dogs and that their other dog then bit the woodchuck

Fight broke out at bar between two men over a girl on Sheridan. Upon investigation, it wasn?t really a girl, but a man dressed up like a girl. It was not a Halloween costume, but his everyday attire.

 

[dug777]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[CrackRabbit]

Fight broke out at bar between two men over a girl on Sheridan. Upon investigation, it wasn?t really a girl, but a man dressed up like a girl. It was not a Halloween costume, but his everyday attire.

:Q

 

[j00fek]

9/10 😀

 

[shortylickens]

I saw many blotters when I was in the Navy. (Base Police.)
Some of the sh1t is routine. Some of it is funny.
And some of that stuff was just plain weird.

 

[pontifex]

:thumbsup:

A Courier Boulevard resident reported his neighbors are using ventriloquism to send him death threats.

thats hilarious

 

[cKGunslinger]

The kinda sh1t people think the police are supposed to handle never ceases to amaze me.

"ZOMG! My toilet is leaking! I better call 911!"

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: dug777
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[imported_Phil]

A Sawyer Avenue, Lancaster, man reported that
someone had poured a liquid with white particles into his
vehicle?s gas tank, damaging the lines, filters and engine.
When he received the $1,375.51 repair bill, the man said
the receipt stated the liquid could not be identified, but
was ?definitely not gasoline.?

:laugh:

Someone jizzed in his car :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[LeadMagnet]

LMAO -- I love the ones that insurance agencies publish

 

[woowoo]

Quote:
The security officer of a Walden Avenue, business
reported finding a small baggie of marijuana on the floor
in front of the security office. He said it was difficult to
guess who dropped it because there were 40 employees
working there at the time.

 

[BrokenVisage]

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