If NFL Teams were their names...

[CrimsonChaos]

And why?

For example, it probably wouldn't be the Arizona Cardinals...

 

[Away]

Chargers because the lightning bolt would fry everyone.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Away
Chargers because the lightning bolt would fry everyone.

wrong. Everyone knows Bears are the largest threat!

 

[AbAbber2k]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: Away
Chargers because the lightning bolt would fry everyone.

wrong. Everyone knows Bears are the largest threat!

Bucs or Raiders. There are no Ninjas to oppose them.

 

[nageov3t]

uh, giants?

 

[SoulAssassin]

giants

 

[Juno]

giants so they can stomp pats down.

 

[91TTZ]

New York Jets. They'll bomb everything else.

 

[nageov3t]

maybe the Titans... there's no NFL Zeusers to oppose them.

 

[Pollock]

Originally posted by: loki8481
uh, giants?

Are giants or titans bigger?

 

[SoulAssassin]

maybe the browns....they'll like color you to death or something

 

[Heller]

everybody knows its all about the silent but deadly; Miami dolphins.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Away
Chargers because the lightning bolt would fry everyone.

Yeah, probably this. I doubt that most of the others could stand up to several gigajoules of energy delivered in a fraction of a second.

Heck, even the Titans would be up against lightning, the choice weapon of Zeus.

Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!

 

[CycloWizard]

Originally posted by: Pollock
Are giants or titans bigger?

Too close to call. However, the titans were deities in Greek mythology, so it's hard to vote against them since they're immortal and all.

 

[BeauJangles]

Originally posted by: CycloWizard

Originally posted by: Pollock
Are giants or titans bigger?

Too close to call. However, the titans were deities in Greek mythology, so it's hard to vote against them since they're immortal and all.

Yeah, I think the Titans take this one in a landslide.

 

[Alistar7]

The Saints, with a little divine intervention

 

[Elstupido]

Broncos, ever ride one?

 

[nismotigerwvu]

Can I pretend Steely McBeam doesn't exist and go for the quantity over quality approach with my Steelers and just say its an industry's worth of workers?

 

[venkman]

Redskins or Chiefs

people > *

 

[Elstupido]

Broncos, ever ride one?

 

[LikeLinus]

Titans. <---that's a period...meaning it's over.

 

[91TTZ]

Jets blow up all.

 

[dsity]

um Houston Texans.

 

[Woosta]

Vikings if you count Thor.
Thor's lightning > Chargers
Thor's lightning > Titans.

 

[tboo]

Definitely not the Packers