Just thought of this for a second. Most of the programmers are us men of course. If windows was written by mainly women as well as office and other applications how would the program be and how would it behave.
If Microsoft Windows and most of it's major applications were written by women how would it look?
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It would be all pink and pretty!
Seriously tho? I find that the women developers I know tend to be too picky, things have to be perfect.
Oh, and I probally wouldn't be able to play games.
Edit: And probally increased parental controls. Like something that turns it off after 1 hour.
Seriously tho? I find that the women developers I know tend to be too picky, things have to be perfect.
Oh, and I probally wouldn't be able to play games.
Edit: And probally increased parental controls. Like something that turns it off after 1 hour.
thecoolnessrune
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Think Windows Millennium Edition.. It wouldn't run that well, as it would be designed to look pretty rather than work well. Minesweeper wouldn't be there as that is too barbaric. It would be replaced with BRATZ Diamondz edition dress up game.
Most importantly, when the computer errors, the general fault error would be replaced with a long list of what you had to have done to cause that problem, how you always cause that problem, and that you don't listen enough to it when it gives you warnings that the problem was about to occur.... which was your fault..
Most importantly, when the computer errors, the general fault error would be replaced with a long list of what you had to have done to cause that problem, how you always cause that problem, and that you don't listen enough to it when it gives you warnings that the problem was about to occur.... which was your fault..
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Originally posted by: jtvang125
Such a product already exist. It's called OS X.
I was........gonna suggest that.
Anyway. The error messages would say the complete opposite of what was actually the error in the first place, and it?s a given that it'd always be your fault.
Constant and useless babble would emit from the program.
"Did you close the file yet?" Yes/No/I feel lonely
"Are you sure you closed the file?" Yes/No/It's a pretty dialog box
"Did you spell check?" Yes/No/I feel like crying
"I don't like your tone of writing" Yes/
"Bold this text?" Yes/No/I don't feel like bolding today
"Did you hear what Betty did?" Yes/No/oh no she didn'!
"Did you close the file yet?" Yes/No/I feel lonely
"Are you sure you closed the file?" Yes/No/It's a pretty dialog box
"Did you spell check?" Yes/No/I feel like crying
"I don't like your tone of writing" Yes/
"Bold this text?" Yes/No/I don't feel like bolding today
"Did you hear what Betty did?" Yes/No/oh no she didn'!
I would automatically print a hard copy of every web page so that you could find what you were looking for yesterday on the internet, or was it last week?
mugs
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Well, you see what happened when Bill Gates put the wife in charge:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Bob
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Bob
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Every morning at boot up the computer would automatically change its appearance settings and wallpaper multiple times, each time asking you "How does this look?" followed by "Are you sure it doesn't make my monitor look fat?" Eventually it would get fed up with your non-committal answers and pop up a prompt that said "WHATEVER!"
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