-Daisy dukes would NEVER go out of style again
- Every man would get four real Get Out of Jail Free
cards per year.
- The victors in any athletic competition would get
to kill and eat the losers.
- It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car,
as long as you returned it the following day with a
full tank of gas.
- Instead of a fancy, expensive engagement ring, you
could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand
that said "You're #1!"
- When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you
during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the
corner of the screen during a time-out.
- Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed
as an acceptable response to "I love you."
- The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.
- "Sorry I'm late, but I got wasted last night," would
be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.
- At the end of the workday a whistle would blow and
you would jump out of your window and slide down
the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car
like Fred Flintstone.
- Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?"
cards.
- Every man would get four real Get Out of Jail Free
cards per year.
- The victors in any athletic competition would get
to kill and eat the losers.
- It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car,
as long as you returned it the following day with a
full tank of gas.
- Instead of a fancy, expensive engagement ring, you
could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand
that said "You're #1!"
- When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you
during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the
corner of the screen during a time-out.
- Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed
as an acceptable response to "I love you."
- The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.
- "Sorry I'm late, but I got wasted last night," would
be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.
- At the end of the workday a whistle would blow and
you would jump out of your window and slide down
the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car
like Fred Flintstone.
- Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?"
cards.