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If men "really"ruled the world

caringkim

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May 19, 2001
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-Daisy dukes would NEVER go out of style again

- Every man would get four real Get Out of Jail Free
cards per year.

- The victors in any athletic competition would get
to kill and eat the losers.

- It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car,
as long as you returned it the following day with a
full tank of gas.

- Instead of a fancy, expensive engagement ring, you
could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand
that said "You're #1!"

- When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you
during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the
corner of the screen during a time-out.

- Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed
as an acceptable response to "I love you."

- The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

- "Sorry I'm late, but I got wasted last night," would
be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.

- At the end of the workday a whistle would blow and
you would jump out of your window and slide down
the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car
like Fred Flintstone.

- Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?"
cards.
 

flippinfleck

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Oct 24, 2000
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Umm, a few complaints here!
First off, I would never eat another man. Dead or alive. I prefer those small furry animals.
Second, I have never been to jail and don't plan on it. No need for the cards.
Stealing cars is wrong!
I always reply to I love you with I love you too!
And at the end of my workday, models would be escorting me via my limo to my mansion. No dinasaurs here!

Wheeeeeee
 

CPBrownson

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Apr 11, 2001
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That's what I was actually thinking, flippnfleck. Some of those seem a bit off. I guess it would depend on if you were an educated man or a cave man.
 

AdamDuritz99

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Mar 26, 2000
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<<That's what I was actually thinking, flippnfleck. Some of those seem a bit off. I guess it would depend on if you were an educated man or a cave man.>>

yeah i agree
 

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