If Men got Pregnant....

[Hyperblaze]

Found this hilarious!


If Men Got Pregnant
by Chachi


Maternity leave would last two years... with full pay.

There would be a cure for stretch marks.

Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

They wouldn't think twins were so cute.

Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.

Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.

Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.

Women would rule the world.


http://www.breastfeeding.com/lighter_side/lighter_side_men.html

 

[Shawn]

2/10

 

[ballmode]

alot of babies would be found in trash cans

 

[Pacfanweb]

Women need to stop being such candy-asses. It isn't THAT bad.

If men got pregnant, births would be a lot quieter, and less drugs would be needed.

Geez, I've had several women tell me that gall bladder pain is twice as bad as child birth...and men get that, too.

Edit: Let's see them pass a stone.

 

[Drakkon]

Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
Women need to stop being such candy-asses. It isn't THAT bad.

If men got pregnant, births would be a lot quieter, and less drugs would be needed.

Geez, I've had several women tell me that gall bladder pain is twice as bad as child birth...and men get that, too.

Edit: Let's see them pass a stone.

I passed kidney stones (granted it was after the lithotripsy where it gets broken up inside into nice little 3-4mm chunks, but luckly it wasnt the 1cm siamese stone that was originally there) and had to have gallbladder removed cause of gallstones...pain was excruciating for both and not even doses of percocet, demoral, or morphine would help. I manned up though and was at work up until the day of the procedure for gallbladder and back at work just a few days later. If childbirth is even 1/2 as painful i'd never want to go through it...

 

[jonessoda]

0/10 old, boring, worthless. Like a 100-year-old woman.

 

[BlancoNino]

Oh yeah, women have it so hard in this world. Give me a break. $.75 cents on the dollar my ass...think about it.

Oh and I hear about breast cancer and lupus more than I hear about more major men killers.

 

[mchammer]

So you are arguing:
1. women are superior to men and
2. pregnancy and childbirth are one of lifes greatest bothers

On both counts, f you. :thumbsdown:

 

[purepolly]

Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
Women need to stop being such candy-asses. It isn't THAT bad.

If men got pregnant, births would be a lot quieter, and less drugs would be needed.

Geez, I've had several women tell me that gall bladder pain is twice as bad as child birth...and men get that, too.

Edit: Let's see them pass a stone.

Hehehe, you're kidding right? Men can be some of the biggest babies on earth.

Purepolly, RN

 

[Colt45]

-5/10

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: ballmode
alot of babies would be found in trash cans

maybe yours, but not "alot" of them.

 

[Ryan]

Honestly - if they could, there wouldn't be any debate on the legality of abortion.

 

[ForumMaster]

woman would rule he world? what kind of lame saying is that? i don't know about you, but i've noticed that in most families, the wife is in charge. does this assume that men get pregnant instead of woman? or that both get pregnant?

 

[mchammer]

Originally posted by: Ryan
Honestly - if they could, there wouldn't be any debate on the legality of abortion.

Keep your stereotypes to yourself, professor. :thumbsdown:

 

[RelaxTheMind]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Maternity leave would last two years... with full pay.

Make it 3 years and Im all for it.