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Birds Aren't Real | Birds Aren't Real
They used to be. Until the U.S. Government replaced them with drone replicas designed to spy on the American public. Founded in 1976.
birdsarentreal.com
If it flies, it spies - learn the TRUTH!
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ultimatebob
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Wow, I love the 1996-era Geocities layout of that web page!
Captante
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I'd be surprised by this if I hadn't just chatted with a fellow that believes lizard people live among us. They crossed interstellar space and had themselves surgically altered to look like humans for reasons that he wasn't all that clear on.Birds Aren't Real | Birds Aren't Real
They used to be. Until the U.S. Government replaced them with drone replicas designed to spy on the American public. Founded in 1976.
He learned of this from a 1968 video presented by an apparently respected Air Force someone.
BoomerD
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One of them even served as president from 2017 to 2021!
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skyking
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here is the SWAT van for the movement. The Dish antenna is a great touch.
Pigeons are liars LOL!
Pigeons are liars LOL!
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Especially stool pigeons. Snitches get stiches - if they're lucky.here is the SWAT van for the movement. The Dish antenna is a great touch.
Pigeons are liars LOL!
lxskllr
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nakedfrog
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The "Birds Aren't Real" people are taking the piss, the lizard people believers are real.
NuclearNed
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THEY think they're real. I have had the pleasure of kicking the shit out of a few Ninjitsu practitioners back in my competitive days. And one psycho one that dojo stormed us; Count Dante level insanity.
I think Birds aren't real is the most logical reaction to all of the conspiracy nuts. They do a great job of highlighting just how batshit crazy Q, flat earth, fake moon landings, and all the other popular conspiracy theories, sound to the rest of us.
Captante
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The truth is actually a lot scarier then even this insane/absurd theory though as any sci-fi enthusiast can attest.
Rather soon (if not already!) there will literally BE things like camera/microphone-equipped insect-sized drones flying around.... they'll likely be difficult to tell from actual insects at any distance too. Right now from what I've read battery-life is still the biggest hurdle yet to be overcome.
Although this particular "conspiracy" is obvious horse-crap, we already had fairly realistic "bird-drones" in 2016 when the video I posted above was made.... I'm sure the tech has advanced significantly.
If you told me the G-men had a FEW fake birds flying around out there spying (drones not AI-powered) I wouldn't doubt it for a moment.
Rather soon (if not already!) there will literally BE things like camera/microphone-equipped insect-sized drones flying around.... they'll likely be difficult to tell from actual insects at any distance too. Right now from what I've read battery-life is still the biggest hurdle yet to be overcome.
Although this particular "conspiracy" is obvious horse-crap, we already had fairly realistic "bird-drones" in 2016 when the video I posted above was made.... I'm sure the tech has advanced significantly.
If you told me the G-men had a FEW fake birds flying around out there spying (drones not AI-powered) I wouldn't doubt it for a moment.
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