If I were being anally raped by a demon, this album would probably be the salt on the wound.

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Jeff7

Lifer
Jan 4, 2001
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To hell with the Iraq war, the global economy, and voting fraud. THIS is more important. That CD must be banished from the realm of existence.
 

z0mb13

Lifer
May 19, 2002
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I listened to some of his songs on itunes.. Seriously its not THAT bad. I think the Mr. Spears factor just adds to the suckiness level
 

TheNinja

Lifer
Jan 22, 2003
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I wrote a review:

This album is AWESOME.....
.....as a white elephant gift. You are your friends will laugh for hours, or even minutes when your idiot buddy gives this to another moron at a white elephant gift exchange. You'll first laugh so hard at the cover and the pictures inside that you'll want to punch your grandma in the throat. Then when you begin to listen to the horrible stuff that is supposed to be music, you'll slap your dog so hard that he'll splash all the water right out of your bath tub. In other words, get this album and give it to a friend and you can all laugh like Michael Dudikoff in American Ninja 4!!!



Everyone vote that my review was very helpful :)
 

preslove

Lifer
Sep 10, 2003
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Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Cached! :p

Seeing this after reading a few reviews and the tags set me off on a laugh-my-ass-off-session that seriously must have lasted 5 minutes.

215 of 219 people found the following review helpful:
Proof that bad things happen on Halloween, October 31, 2006
Reviewer: Amanda Richards "Modest to the extreme" (Georgetown, Guyana) - See all my reviews
(TOP 100 REVIEWER) (REAL NAME)
This former back-up dancer
Now known as Mr. Spears
Has brought us the worst album
To be released in years

Though he thinks he's Eminem
He's more Vanilla Ice
And after you've heard this one once
You wouldn't hear it twice

Just listen to the lyrics
And see if you agree
These are the worst songs ever "sung"
In all of history

The first single is "Lose Control"
A track that should be tossed
I would suggest this album
Be avoided at all cost

Maybe next year on April 1
(You'll get two for a buck)
Buy `em for an All Fool's joke
and watch your pals upchuck

lol

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First tag: poser loser (The JuRK on Oct 18, 2006)
Last tag: douche bag

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Oct 4, 2004
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Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Cached! :p

Thanks! I think my intestines are tied up in knots from laughing so hard!

As for his music, now I'm really curious. I think I will download a few songs just to find out what makes him so hated.
 

TheNinja

Lifer
Jan 22, 2003
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Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Cached! :p

Thanks! I think my intestines are tied up in knots from laughing so hard!

As for his music, now I'm really curious. I think I will download a few songs just to find out what makes him so hated.

don't do it