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If I were a hacker

MartyMcFly3

MartyMcFly3

Lifer
LiveJournal.com

If you went into their database and just deleted everyone's account, I think that'd have the most impact on society. Angst-filled teenagers wouldnt have that outlet to turn to. It'd be pretty funny.

What site would you hack?
 
meh. we'd just make new entries 🙂 though it'd suck losing all of my old entries... sometimes when I'm really bored, I like going back a couple years and reading stuff I wrote when I was in college.

plus, I'm sure they have backups 😉
 
Originally posted by: loki8481
meh. we'd just make new entries 🙂 though it'd suck losing all of my old entries... sometimes when I'm really bored, I like going back a couple years and reading stuff I wrote when I was in college.

plus, I'm sure they have backups 😉
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Not if I made the site completely useless you couldnt.
 
I'd hack Bill Gates computer and install iTunes, followed by hacking Steve Jobs computer and install VirtualPC and then a bunch of Microsoft products.
 
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
LiveJournal.com

If you went into their database and just deleted everyone's account, I think that'd have the most impact on society. Angst-filled teenagers wouldnt have that outlet to turn to. It'd be pretty funny.

What site would you hack?
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Then they'd show up here, and we would be covered in YALTs (Y A Life Thread)
 
Originally posted by: Bootprint
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
LiveJournal.com

If you went into their database and just deleted everyone's account, I think that'd have the most impact on society. Angst-filled teenagers wouldnt have that outlet to turn to. It'd be pretty funny.

What site would you hack?
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Then they'd show up here, and we would be covered in YALTs (Y A Life Thread)
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Im going with the bet that they'd become completely and utterly depressed and have no reason to go on with life. Think of the publicity you'd get. "LiveJournal crashes. 1,000's die."

This is all just speculation. I don't have the skills to hack at all.
 
I would hack, tubgirl.com and put up a picture of flowers, so I never have to see that revolting picture again. (damn roommates)
 
:music:If I was a hacker:music:
:music:I'd hack in the morning:music:
:music:I'd hack in the evening:music:
:music:All over this land:music:
 
I would hack pro-margarine propaganda onto butter manufacturers' websites, and anti-margarine propaganda onto margarine manufacturer's websites. Both factions would explode into a bitter fury of spread-biased rage, and sitting in the middle of that tempest of vitriol and malediction would be me. I would draw strength and power from the energy they pumped into the battle until I stood as a towering giant over the field of slain. My legs would span the continents, my head eclipse the sun, and my very shadow become a terror. The echo of my voice would go out trembling into the void, washing the universe clean of impurity, and forming it anew in the image of buttery purity.
 
Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
I would hack pro-margarine propaganda onto butter manufacturers' websites, and anti-margarine propaganda onto margarine manufacturer's websites. Both factions would explode into a bitter fury of spread-biased rage, and sitting in the middle of that tempest of vitriol and malediction would be me. I would draw strength and power from the energy they pumped into the battle until I stood as a towering giant over the field of slain. My legs would span the continents, my head eclipse the sun, and my very shadow become a terror. The echo of my voice would go out trembling into the void, washing the universe clean of impurity, and forming it anew in the image of buttery purity.
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That was deep man. I think we can all learn something from that post.
 
Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
I would hack pro-margarine propaganda onto butter manufacturers' websites, and anti-margarine propaganda onto margarine manufacturer's websites. Both factions would explode into a bitter fury of spread-biased rage, and sitting in the middle of that tempest of vitriol and malediction would be me. I would draw strength and power from the energy they pumped into the battle until I stood as a towering giant over the field of slain. My legs would span the continents, my head eclipse the sun, and my very shadow become a terror. The echo of my voice would go out trembling into the void, washing the universe clean of impurity, and forming it anew in the image of buttery purity.
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:music:They're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain...:music:
 
I would hack just the P&N section of Anandtech and come up with a way to delete all of the accounts of anyone who has posted in that forum the last two weeks. Bye bye Conjur. 😀😛
 
Originally posted by: CPA
I would hack just the P&N section of Anandtech and come up with a way to delete all of the accounts of anyone who has posted in that forum the last two weeks. Bye bye Conjur. 😀😛
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You wouldn't miss me? 🙁
 
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