If I wasn't married, I'd like to date Kelly Clarkson.

[Scarpozzi]

From every song she sings, she seems to be a fun girl to use and treat like trash....

Anyone else get that vibe?

 

[Vic Vega]

No clue who this is? Another forgettable 20 something pop singer?

 

[Scarpozzi]

No clue who this is? Another forgettable 20 something pop singer?

You're lucky. Don't google her.

 

[Printer Bandit]

she didn't look good in her minivan phase...i think she's better now.

 

[waggy]

sure.

she is hot, rich and sounds like fun.

 

[arrfep]

From every song she sings, she seems to be a fun girl to use and treat like trash....

Anyone else get that vibe?

I think I get the point you're trying to make, but your phrasing of that question makes you sound like a huge douchebag.

 

[clamum]

Yeah I'd most definitely go balls deep in that.

 

[Baked]

Yeah I'd most definitely go balls deep in that.

By the time she hits 30, you're gonna need a bag of flour to hit that.

 

[Krazy4Real]

ok bro

 

[Printer Bandit]

By the time she hits 30, you're gonna need a bag of flour to hit that.

she turned 30 last april.

 

[Scarpozzi]

I think I get the point you're trying to make, but your phrasing of that question makes you sound like a huge douchebag.

Good...at least someone gets it.

 

[DougK62]

No clue who this is? Another forgettable 20 something pop singer?

One of the biggest pop stars of the last decade? Really?

 

[SphinxnihpS]

By the time she hits 30, you're gonna need a bag of flour to hit that.

One of these days, you're going to end up in my sig, I can just feel it.

 

[Vic Vega]

One of the biggest pop stars of the last decade? Really?

Surprise to you that not everyone pays attention to mass produced forgettable pop music culture? I am not a teenage girl and none of my kids are teenage girls...

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

By the time she hits 30, you're gonna need a bag of flour to hit that.

Eh, just ruffle through the folds, find the one that smells like shit and then go back one.

 

[dud]

Kids ... threads like this are why you should stay in school ...

 

[MotionMan]

Just gonna leave this here:

MotionMan

 

[RaistlinZ]

She's not hot.

But she used to be.

 

[chalmers]

I think she's very pretty and has a few songs I don't mind.

 

[deanx0r]

Aint even her final form yet.

 

[pauldun170]

Just gonna leave this here:

MotionMan

Everything is bigger in Texas.

 

[Mixolydian]

Well, why the fuck are you married, then?

 

[Cuda1447]

She's not hot.

But she used to be.

Wow, a few pounds sure does make a huge difference.

 

[shortylickens]

One of the biggest pop stars of the last decade? Really?

She is? Really?
Biggest from 2001-2010 or 2003 to 2013 or what?

 

[lxskllr]

She is? Really?
Biggest from 2001-2010 or 2003 to 2013 or what?

Damn time goes by fast. Hard to believe it's the second decade into the 2ks. When I think of 2kx, in my head I translate it as <10 years. If I keep that up forever, I'll never get old(er) :^D