If I was president I would get rid of the following.

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inachu

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Dual citizenship.

Make it illegal to disenfranchise american workers.

Lower income tax on middle class. Tax them at $200 max.
On the poor below middle class tax them at $100 max.


High income wage earners will have their taxes reduce if they do not have any offshore account and only hold their money in american banks.

Get rid of the florida law that your home can not be taken away.
No other state has that and is seen as a shelter for crooked bankers.

If anyone is in jail because they defended their family and home/property then let them out now.

If you shoot at cops then that is instant death row for you.
Choke holds will only be allowed to use by cops if the person is violent and is currently on illegal drugs or on a drug cocktail.
 
Brainonska511

Brainonska511

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inachu said:
title: "If I was president I would get rid of the following."

Dual citizenship.

Make it illegal to disenfranchise american workers.

Lower income tax on middle class. Tax them at $200 max.
On the poor below middle class tax them at $100 max.


High income wage earners will have their taxes reduce if they do not have any offshore account and only hold their money in american banks.

Get rid of the florida law that your home can not be taken away.
No other state has that and is seen as a shelter for crooked bankers.

If anyone is in jail because they defended their family and home/property then let them out now.

If you shoot at cops then that is instant death row for you.
Choke holds will only be allowed to use by cops if the person is violent and is currently on illegal drugs or on a drug cocktail.
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You mean, if you were dictator of the United States. As it currently stands, you could probably do almost none of those things as president. And based on your post, it's probably a good thing that you'll never get anywhere close to being either dictator or president of anything other than a tree house club.
 
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alcoholbob

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$200...in annual taxes? You realize you couldn't even fund the Federal government for 2 days out of the year with that tax level? You didn't mention spending cuts, so is your plan to print money to fund the government for the other 363 days out of the year? Wouldn't this lead to a currency crisis?

It sounds like you should have been running for government in Greece in the recent elections.
 
waggy

waggy

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Astrallite said:
$200...in annual taxes? You realize you couldn't even fund the Federal government for 2 days out of the year with that tax level? You didn't mention spending cuts, so is your plan to print money to fund the government for the other 363 days out of the year? Wouldn't this lead to a currency crisis?

It sounds like you should have been running for government in Greece in the recent elections.
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well to be fair he is balancing it by taxing hte poorest $100. so if we got rid of the handouts, EIC etc and taxed them $100. we could fund it for 4 days.
 
mammador

mammador

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state govts, voting/electoral collrge, and myself Caesar..well not me, but the world could use another msrcus aurerilus.
 
IronWing

IronWing

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All bills would be required to be written as poems. Poems with rhymes, none of those free verse tomes.
 
Ichinisan

Ichinisan

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Astrallite said:
$200...in annual taxes? You realize you couldn't even fund the Federal government for 2 days out of the year with that tax level? You didn't mention spending cuts, so is your plan to print money to fund the government for the other 363 days out of the year? Wouldn't this lead to a currency crisis?

It sounds like you should have been running for government in Greece in the recent elections.
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He's probably also suggesting that the government should be smaller.
 
Sonikku

Sonikku

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If I was president I would do dick all because that's about what I could do with the current state of politics.
 
trenchfoot

trenchfoot

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OK, top this one:

If I were President Omnipotent I would gather up all known and suspected gang members, drug dealers, corrupted politicians and the business folks/rich elite that corrupted them and every person male and female that are in US prisons and have them all parachute onto Kim Jong Un's palace for a nice vacay.

Anyone left alive after a week I would send to them weekly care packages for life, including a choice of two magazine subscriptions from either the environmentalist or stamp collecting genre, free lifetime NRA membership, sunscreen lotion, cigarettes and bazooka bubblegum for bribes, instant kim chee powder mix, a copy of Mein Kampf and a $10,000 term life insurance policy that expires the day before they are executed.

Anyone left alive after two weeks I would charge them with treason and attempt to rescue or ransom them so they can be brought back to the USA and sentenced to death by a jury of their peers.

Anyone left alive after three weeks I would send in Karl Rove and Dick Cheney to propagandize Kim Jong Un into starting a war against China on the grounds that China was producing WMDs to usurp the power structure of the DPRK and have the that pair three week survivors (who by now are completely brainwashed into thinking they are human bombs) infliltrate Tiananmen Square and try to duplicate the awesome feat of stopping the battalions of tanks sent in to arrest them by standing in front of those tanks and waving their arms loaded down with groceries.

Tom Clancy, as you RIP, roll over in your grave and eat your heart out.
 
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alcoholbob

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Ichinisan said:
He's probably also suggesting that the government should be smaller.
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If he was suggesting that he would have mentioned it, considering it would be 180 degree turn from the Statist Republican/Democrat paradigm and would be by far more extreme than anything else he posted.
 
RickBean

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If I was president I would get rid of the following...
If i was president i would do many many things, lol.
It's very sad that in our government average citizens can't become president, can not even run(except cases when average citizen have few millions)...
 
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DeadFred

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Id press that big red nuke button, just for shits and giggles.

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MongGrel

MongGrel

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tweaker2 said:
OK, top this one:

If I were President Omnipotent I would gather up all known and suspected gang members, drug dealers, corrupted politicians and the business folks/rich elite that corrupted them and every person male and female that are in US prisons and have them all parachute onto Kim Jong Un's palace for a nice vacay.

Anyone left alive after a week I would send to them weekly care packages for life, including a choice of two magazine subscriptions from either the environmentalist or stamp collecting genre, free lifetime NRA membership, sunscreen lotion, cigarettes and bazooka bubblegum for bribes, instant kim chee powder mix, a copy of Mein Kampf and a $10,000 term life insurance policy that expires the day before they are executed.

Anyone left alive after two weeks I would charge them with treason and attempt to rescue or ransom them so they can be brought back to the USA and sentenced to death by a jury of their peers.

Anyone left alive after three weeks I would send in Karl Rove and Dick Cheney to propagandize Kim Jong Un into starting a war against China on the grounds that China was producing WMDs to usurp the power structure of the DPRK and have the that pair three week survivors (who by now are completely brainwashed into thinking they are human bombs) infliltrate Tiananmen Square and try to duplicate the awesome feat of stopping the battalions of tanks sent in to arrest them by standing in front of those tanks and waving their arms loaded down with groceries.

Tom Clancy, as you RIP, roll over in your grave and eat your heart out.
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I approve this plan :awe:
 
Orignal Earl

Orignal Earl

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If I were President
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner.
(But we would eat Kraft Dinner. Of course we would, we'd just eat more.
And buy really expensive ketchup with it.
That's right, all the fanciest Dijon Ketchup. Mmmmmm.)
 
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