"If I was being executed by injection,

[Shawn]

I'd clean up my cell real neat. Then, when they came to get me, I'd say, "Injection? I thought you said inspection'." They'd probably feel real bad, and maybe I could get out of it. "

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Shawn
I'd clean up my cell real neat. Then, when they came to get me, I'd say, "Injection? I thought you said inspection'." They'd probably feel real bad, and maybe I could get out of it. "

:laugh:

sorry, prepare to die

 

[captains]

:thumbsdown:

i'd prolly crap and rub it all over myself

 

[lancestorm]

Originally posted by: Shawn
I'd clean up my cell real neat. Then, when they came to get me, I'd say, "Injection? I thought you said inspection'." They'd probably feel real bad, and maybe I could get out of it. "

Dude, you'd be in the death house anyways with zero belongings. They move condemed to the death facility somewhere around 2 - 3 days prior to execution. So there would not be anything to clean up. You lose. You die.

 

[NiKeFiDO]

lol i read that somwhere before...that wierd site where that guy makes funny quotes? and you can add them to your aim profile?

 

[jadinolf]

I would ask for oysters for my last meal. If they were out of season I would be willing to wait.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: NiKeFiDO
lol i read that somwhere before...that wierd site where that guy makes funny quotes? and you can add them to your aim profile?

Jack Handey?

 

[biostud]

Maybe you could convince them that you were just the cleaning guy, and the guy living in the cell was using the bathroom.