If I wanted to sue a company for Trillions...

[amdhunter]

How do I start? Do I just walk down to a local courthouse and file some paperwork to sue them? Can I just say any dollar amount?

I am genuinely interested in this.

 

[Azraele]

Step 1 would be a lawyer.

 

[ElFenix]

How do I start? Do I just walk down to a local courthouse and file some paperwork to sue them? Can I just say any dollar amount?

I am genuinely interested in this.

yes. don't forget to move for sanctions in your original petition either.

 

[Pliablemoose]

First, you need to fall down a flight of stairs and cut off your balls with your new iPad as it's batteries explode...

Of course, since you have a lot of darker pigment in your skin, you'll only get about $75...

If you need some help, send me a PM

 

[amdhunter]

Step 1 would be a lawyer.

lol. So there is no way for me to walk in and just say that I'd like to sue XXX company for X amount of money then?

 

[amdhunter]

First, you need to fall down a flight of stairs and cut off your balls with your new iPad as it's batteries explode...

Of course, since you have a lot of darker pigment in your skin, you'll only get about $75...

If you need some help, send me a PM

YGPM on my balls. :awe:

 

[Capt Caveman]

Yes, please do so we can laugh at you more than we already do.

 

[mrjminer]

lol. So there is no way for me to walk in and just say that I'd like to sue XXX company for X amount of money then?

No, you can fill out the paperwork and whatnot if you'd like. It would be a lot more advisable to talk to a lawyer first to make sure you have a good chance of winning, though, because you will immediately get counter sued for attorney fees (I'm under the impression this is pretty standard practice, at least; I guess it might not even happen) -- and you don't want to be paying a big company's attorney fees, that I guarantee.

 

[Bignate603]

This has 'frivolous lawsuit' written all over it.

 

[daw123]

How do I start? Do I just walk down to a local courthouse and file some paperwork to sue them? Can I just say any dollar amount?

I am genuinely interested in this.

Let me guess; were they being 'racist'?

 

[Evadman]

There is an outstanding lawsuit against BP (IIRC) for a 'million, billion' dollars. That's $1,000,000,000,000,000. That is a quadrillion dollars.

 

[daw123]

There is an outstanding lawsuit against BP (IIRC) for a 'million, billion' dollars. That's $1,000,000,000,000,000. That is a quadrillion dollars.

I'll just go and get my wallet.

How the hell did the plaintiff come up with that figure?

 

[MJinZ]

How do I start? Do I just walk down to a local courthouse and file some paperwork to sue them? Can I just say any dollar amount?

I am genuinely interested in this.

Considering your own life is probably worth less than a million, you'll have a hard time convincing anyone, let alone a Judge, you deserve a penny worth.

 

[geno]

You are the smartest person on ATOT.

 

[amdhunter]

You are the smartest person on ATOT.

Thanks. ^_^

 

[DaveJ]

Ask the RIAA

 

[dud]

The higher your claim the higher the chance of your case being thrown out as frivolous.

 

[F1N3ST]

Sue them for like $52 or something.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

This has 'frivolous lawsuit' written all over it.

This.

 

[Corporate Thug]

You draft a complaint and put the trillion dollars of damages in it. file with court. find the corporate agent of process (most states list in at the secretary of state website); serve said agent with complaint.

 

[foghorn67]

If you actually intend to do that, you just screwed yourself by posting this.

 

[amdhunter]

If you actually intend to do that, you just screwed yourself by posting this.

Awww.