If I walked into your house...

[tec699]

And I said "hi! my online name is tec699 and I post on the Anandtech forums. What's for dinner?"

Would you fix my dinner?

 

[bmacd]

dinner? I'd reach for the gun!

-=bmacd=-

 

[tec699]

Originally posted by: bmacd
dinner? I'd reach for the gun!

-=bmacd=-

:shocked:

 

[Description]

If I walked into your house...

You'd be shot.

 

[MAME]

I'd make you pay for the cereal I would feed you

 

[Description]

I would enslave you in my basement dungeon. You would regret ever setting foot on my property.

 

[MillionaireNextDoor]

You'd get shanghai-ed

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: bmacd
dinner? I'd reach for the gun!

-=bmacd=-

id reach for a 10inch bowie knife

<---no gun

 

[KK]

I dunno, would you pull my finger?

KK

 

[tec699]

Originally posted by: KK
I dunno, would you pull my finger?

KK

eh... I want food!

Oh and a nice comfy bed.

 

[hjo3]

I don't fix dinner. But we could drive to Subway.

 

[Klixxer]

It's 12.41, lunch maybe, not dinner.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: tec699

Originally posted by: KK
I dunno, would you pull my finger?

KK

eh... I want food!

Oh and a nice comfy bed.

:Q

 

[LuckyTaxi]

Originally posted by: MAME
I'd make you pay for the cereal I would feed you

LOL ... you are too nice ... I would get the leftovers out from the trash can

 

[PunDogg]

umm i would be really freaked out, but yeah i would prob feed you

Dogg

 

Originally posted by: tec699
Would you fix my dinner?

No, it's not broken.

 

[isekii]

You'd get a bat to your noggin

Then i'll make myself dinner.

 

[TMPadmin]

Release the dogs!

[M.Burns]Excellent[/M.Burns]

:evil:

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: Description
I would enslave you in my basement dungeon. You would regret ever setting foot on my property.

"HE PUTS THE LOTION ON!!!!!"

 

[kyparrish]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: Description
I would enslave you in my basement dungeon. You would regret ever setting foot on my property.

"HE PUTS THE LOTION ON!!!!!"

haha

 

[T2T III]

Originally posted by: Description

If I walked into your house...

You'd be shot.

Just remember to drag 'em to the curb when finished.

 

[RS3RS]

I'd either feed you or blow your head off the second you walked in the door...

Not sure which

 

[captains]

Originally posted by: Description

If I walked into your house...

You'd be shot.

 

[LordThing]

I dunno...I guess I would feed you, but make you do some kinda chore around the house to earn your keep. Maybe we would grill up some steaks/chicken and crack a few beers.

 

[Amused]

Did you see what happened to Bruce Willis and Ving Rhames in the basement of the Pawn Shop in Pulp Fiction?