If I took roids?

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tec699

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Would it allow me to get big before the summer? I hate working out so I thought that I'd digest some roids and get buff!! Any help would be appreciated.

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Rudee

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If you want to get buff, come over to my place and let me kick the crap out of you, the swelling will make you look huge!!!

Bad idea dude.
 
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thirtythree

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sounds like a good idea, man. just see what you can get on the streets. can't go wrong with 'roids.
 
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Hemorrhoids make your asshole bigger.

Most people don't really strive to achieve that though.
 
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Your arms will get big and your calves will stay small..

I just got back from UF's gym.. there's quite a few guys that look like they can bench 400lbs and have arms 2x the size of their calves. If you get in a fight with a guy that looks like that, kick knees.
 
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I think if you took them for a short cycle you'd be fine. Maybe go on a 10-12 week cycle just 1 time and don't ever do them again. I highly doubt you'll get man boobs, or have your nabs shrink from just one time. So try it and let us know.
 
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tec699

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Originally posted by: brxndxn
Your arms will get big and your calves will stay small..

I just got back from UF's gym.. there's quite a few guys that look like they can bench 400lbs and have arms 2x the size of their calves. If you get in a fight with a guy that looks like that, kick knees.
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I hate working out. I'm talking roids and thats it!! I want guns damnit!!!



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Rudee

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If you're willing to pay for my coaching, I can practically guarantee you a minimum of 20 lbs by July 1st - without gear. However, you're not willing to workout, thus I can't help you.
 
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tec699

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Originally posted by: Rudee
If you're willing to pay for my coaching, I can practically guarantee you a minimum of 20 lbs by July 1st - without gear. However, you're not willing to workout, thus I can't help you.
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Yea I tried the workout routine but I hated it! I just can't get into working out. Maybe there is a better way to get big.


 
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Originally posted by: tec699
Originally posted by: Rudee
If you're willing to pay for my coaching, I can practically guarantee you a minimum of 20 lbs by July 1st - without gear. However, you're not willing to workout, thus I can't help you.
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Yea I tried the workout routine but I hated it! I just can't get into working out. Maybe there is a better way to get big.
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I'll give you the benefit of the doubt: You're trolling. If you're not you should just slit your wrists right now!
 
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A friend of mine did those and he got the man boobs he even started lactating from his newly grown man boobs.
 
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TheNinja

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Originally posted by: blazert40
A friend of mine did those and he got the man boobs he even started lactating from his newly grown man boobs.
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So roids now produce mammery glands? As I said before one or two cycles probably won't have too bad of side effects. I mean look at all the other crap people put in their bodies year after year. Just don't get hooked on them for years. And get to the gym you lazy bastard if you want to get big. Roids aren't some magic potion to make you look like Arnold. In other words, huge guys aren't big by taking steriods and sitting around. They take roids and hit the gym HARD!
 
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Originally posted by: Staley8
Originally posted by: blazert40
A friend of mine did those and he got the man boobs he even started lactating from his newly grown man boobs.
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So roids now produce mammery glands? As I said before one or two cycles probably won't have too bad of side effects. I mean look at all the other crap people put in their bodies year after year. Just don't get hooked on them for years. And get to the gym you lazy bastard if you want to get big. Roids aren't some magic potion to make you look like Arnold. In other words, huge guys aren't big by taking steriods and sitting around. They take roids and hit the gym HARD!
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I agree 100% that same friend of mine lived in the gym, he is a smaller frame kind of guy and took the roids to give him that "ripped" look.
 
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