.....I will assure you that it was completely intentional and my satisfaction will be complete.
Okay, thks, bye!
To finish the statement -- Thus your wife will have no worries about you leaving her for me.....If anything I feel inappropriately fond of you. It would probably be extremely awkward if you knew how you make me feel. You'd want to distance yourself from me, but gently so as not to crush my delicate emotions. I wouldn't want to put you in that predicament, so in the interest of preserving our friendship I won't mention it.