If I hear one more story about Eldrick Tont Woods....

[FelixDeCat]

Im going to have to turn off the TV.

 

[FoBoT]

Tiger Woods holds or shares the record for the low score in relation to par in all four professional majors. He's won the U.S. Open by 15 strokes, the Masters by 12 and the British Open by 8 strokes.

 

[FelixDeCat]

tiger woods holds or shares the record for the low score in relation to par in all four professional majors. He's won the u.s. Open by 15 strokes, the masters by 12 and the british open by 8 strokes.

gaaaaaah!!!!

 

[Double Trouble]

Heard today at my work: ..... "wow... and all this time I thought Phil Mickelson was Tiger's bitch"

 

[FelixDeCat]

Heard today at my work: ..... "wow... and all this time I thought Phil Mickelson was Tiger's bitch"

good one!

 

[FelixDeCat]

I heard on the radio his new nickname is Cheetah Woods.

 

[lifeobry]

Anyone satisfied at Tiger's comeuppance? I've wanted to see him knocked down several pegs ever since I found out he doesn't tip. What a douche.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Anyone satisfied at Tiger's comeuppance? I've wanted to see him knocked down several pegs ever since I found out he doesn't tip. What a douche.

He doesn't tip? I didnt know that! Yeah he was always treated as Mr.Perfect and today we learned besides hoping from bed to bed to bed he also doesnt give money to people who serve him. *shakes head*

 

[surfsatwerk]

He's like a kid out there.

 

[FoBoT]

Tiger’s our Napoleon, our surly Gilgamesh, our Odysseus at midsail. He will act, the world will obey. And when his bones finally wash up on the beach, we will pick at them and talk about how he planned it all, right from the start.

Read more: http://www.esquire.com/features/the-game/tiger-woods-comeback-0409#ixzz0Yg6yzZZv

 

[Miramonti]

One more's not enough?

 

[prism]

Maybe he'll finally stopped being shoved down our throats as a perfect role model. I hate Lance Armstrong's bracelets too.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

But then where will the gossip girls on AT get their juicy story?

 

[amdhunter]

Who?

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Who?

Some guy who plays a sport no one actually watches.

 

[surfsatwerk]

Some guy who plays a sport no one actually watches.

Soccer?

 

[n7]

Soccer?

zing!

 

[FelixDeCat]

Soccer?

Bed hopping.

 

[IronWing]

Look at it this way. There's a black kid in America born with the name "Eldrick" who gets to sleep with a Swedish model. America, fuck yeah!

 

[FelixDeCat]

Maybe he'll finally stopped being shoved down our throats as a perfect role model. I hate Lance Armstrong's bracelets too.

No kidding. I will be glad when that bracelet fad goes away already.

 

[Gothgar]

No kidding. I will be glad when that bracelet fad goes away already.

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