If I had the power of flight and invisibility....

[StormRider]

... I would fly to Afganistan and stand behind Bin Laden while invisible and make fart noises whenever he spoke to his men. I would also hold an invisible piece of limberger cheese under the noses of his men whenever they are around Bin Laden. After awhile, none of his men will be able to take him seriously anymore. He will lose the ability to become a martyr. Hopefully, Bin Laden will get frustrated and think his men are making fun of him.

I would also hold out his robe (in a teepee shape) near his groin whenever he stands so that it looks like he always has a raging boner. If there are girls nearby, then I will release the robe so it looks like he only gets boners around other guys.

Finally, every Tuesday on 8:48am, I would kick him in the balls as a reminder of the WTC attack.

 

[bandXtrb]

bin Laden is a dead man.

Why don't you want the power to know when a terrorist act would happen ? You could save many lives..

Actually, people would think you were the next bin Laden.

 

[kikokam]

you're doing way too much stuff to make a guy suffer dude... there must be simpler ways....

 

[Rockhound]

Not that this is serious or anything but that would be way too lenient.

 

[nd]

Who's Bin Laden?

 

[Tsaico]

I would just kill him and be done with it...

 

[azazyel]

lol, you have really thought about that havent you?



<< then I will release the robe so it looks like he only gets boners around other guys. >>



man oh man

 

[Technics1200]

StormRider: You are hilarious.

 

[Ciber]

then he puts on infrared goggles and sees your heat signature and shoots your ass.......

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

When he is captured, make sure all he has to eat is pork* products and beer.
Once he dies wrap his body in a pig skin and bury him.


*Pigs are considered unclean and it is against doctrine for a person of Islamic faith to eat pork. Also if he is covered in pig skin in his grave, according to his religion he would not be granted entrance into his Haven

 

[ViperMagic]

If i was invisible and could fly, id go straight to the nearest girls locker room

 

[halik]

<<If i was invisible and could fly, id go straight to the nearest girls locker room >>

damn i was gonna say that!