If I gave you a $100 R&D budget, what would you do with it?

[FelixDeCat]

Im looking to get rich quick and need ideas. Go ahead, spend my money -


Current rankings:

1. Ferns wooden block idea (always bet on the suckers to make you rich!).

2. Lord Segans small porn site (does that include advertising, hosting and development).

3. Your idea here.

 

[Vich]

Go buy myself some steaks.

 

[BeauJangles]

I'd R&D some pot and resell it.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: BlinderBomber
I'd R&D some pot and resell it.

Yeah but I kind of like staying out of jail. Im gonna pass on that one.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: Vich
Go buy myself some steaks.

For some reason I just dont see myself feeding you without getting anything out of it.

 

[everman]

Buy some options contracts and hope for a 1000% return

 

[Riceball]

I'd research fluid dynamics of silicone augmentation at the local gentlemen's club.

Do I get the grant?

 

[Deleted member 4644]

$100? Probably the only way to make money with such a small budget would be a small porn site.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: everman
Buy some options contracts and hope for a 1000% return

This has been done before. Hillary Clinton turned $1,000 into $100,000 in less than a year trading cattle futures..

Too bad Im not that saavy and would likely lose it all.

 

[Riceball]

100 lotttery scratchers ftw?

 

[mb]

I'd put it towards buying this.

 

[JDrake]

Originally posted by: FelixDeKat

Originally posted by: BlinderBomber
I'd R&D some pot and resell it.

Yeah but I kind of like staying out of jail. Im gonna pass on that one.

That's the easiest and most effective way

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: Riceball
I'd research fluid dynamics of silicone augmentation at the local gentlemen's club.

Do I get the grant?

Too bad this would involve potential slappage and being tossed out by some burly bouncers.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: supafly
I'd put it towards buying this.

Tempting, but I dont drink. And it does surpass our budget.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: LordSegan
$100? Probably the only way to make money with such a small budget would be a small porn site.

Youre in first place.

 

[SparkyJJO]

get-rich-quick stuff rarely works

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: Riceball
100 lotttery scratchers ftw?

I do that all the time. Im down about $,$$$ over the last 15 years.

 

[preslove]

I would study Marijuana Vaporization. First I would buy the Vaporizer, then I would ask the op for more $ for "further research."

 

[mb]

Originally posted by: FelixDeKat

Originally posted by: supafly
I'd put it towards buying this.

Tempting, but I dont drink. And it does surpass our budget.

I'll pay for the rest. It will go up in value, unless I happen to drink it

 

[swtethan]

hire chuck norris as muscle and hustle some rich people out of money

 

[compuwiz1]

Play craps

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: swtethan
hire chuck norris as muscle and hustle some rich people out of money

That might've worked but:

1) Chuck aint cheep &
2) They went and made embezzlement / extortion illegal for some reason. :sad;

 

[Ketteringo]

online poker

 

[DaWhim]

go with crack

 

[DotheDamnTHing]

Originally posted by: Riceball
I'd research fluid dynamics of silicone augmentation at the local gentlemen's club.

Do I get the grant?