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If I ever went to war, instead of throwing a grenade, I'd throw one of those small pumpkins.

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it.
 
I would look back at the battlefield after everyone else is dead and wonder WTF a soldier is doing with a bag full of small pumpkins.

Seriously, imagine the following scenario:

[Vietnam setting]
You are sneaking through the jungle. Slowly and carefully searching. You hear a russling in the bushes to your right. You see a small man with a gun. He is aiming it right at you. Quickly, you reach to your side and lob a small pumpkin at him! It smacks him in the forehead as he impulsively pulls the trigger and fires into the air wildly. After one very tense moment, the shooting stops and the small man looks at you. You look at him. Tears fill his eyes as he rushes up to give you a hug. You have some swanky make up sex and you both go home happy. An end to war is declared.
[/Vietnam setting]

Likely? No.
 
Originally posted by: XZeroII
I would look back at the battlefield after everyone else is dead and wonder WTF a soldier is doing with a bag full of small pumpkins.

Seriously, imagine the following scenario:

[Vietnam setting]
You are sneaking through the jungle. Slowly and carefully searching. You hear a russling in the bushes to your right. You see a small man with a gun. He is aiming it right at you. Quickly, you reach to your side and lob a small pumpkin at him! It smacks him in the forehead as he impulsively pulls the trigger and fires into the air wildly. After one very tense moment, the shooting stops and the small man looks at you. You look at him. Tears fill his eyes as he rushes up to give you a hug. You have some swanky make up sex and you both go home happy. An end to war is declared.
[/Vietnam setting]

Likely? No.
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I think you missed the throw the real nade part
 
Originally posted by: HaxorNubcake
Originally posted by: XZeroII
I would look back at the battlefield after everyone else is dead and wonder WTF a soldier is doing with a bag full of small pumpkins.

Seriously, imagine the following scenario:

[Vietnam setting]
You are sneaking through the jungle. Slowly and carefully searching. You hear a russling in the bushes to your right. You see a small man with a gun. He is aiming it right at you. Quickly, you reach to your side and lob a small pumpkin at him! It smacks him in the forehead as he impulsively pulls the trigger and fires into the air wildly. After one very tense moment, the shooting stops and the small man looks at you. You look at him. Tears fill his eyes as he rushes up to give you a hug. You have some swanky make up sex and you both go home happy. An end to war is declared.
[/Vietnam setting]

Likely? No.
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I think you missed the throw the real nade part
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You're right. I did.
 
You could deface the torrah. Then the terrorists will jump up and down in joy as you snipe each one of them in the head.
 
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