If I am telling you a joke...

Pastore

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... Don't freaking try to answer it!!!

Me: "How many blah blahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
Retard: pondering the question "derrrrrrr, 4? Wait, no no no, 12 right?"

GRAAARRRRRRGH!~!!!!!! Nothing worse than having a perfectly good joke ruined.
 

Kalvin00

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ucvb6

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Heres a joke:

A Priest, Bishop, and Rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Dont tell me this is the beginning of a bar joke"
 

Garet Jax

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Well, if your joke is about lightbulbs, then I have a pretty good case that it wasn't "a perfectly good joke". :)
 

Trevelyan

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Originally posted by: ucvb6
Heres a joke: A Priest, Bishop, and Rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Dont tell me this is the beginning of a bar joke"

Man what I hate worse that people trying to answer jokes when they obviously should just say "I dunno".... is people butchering perfectly good jokes...

It's suppose to be:

"A Priest, a Bishop, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up at them and says, "What is this... a joke?"
 

CraigRT

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Originally posted by: Garet Jax
Well, if your joke is about lightbulbs, then I have a pretty good case that it wasn't "a perfectly good joke". :)

first thing that came to my mind... ;)
 
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Originally posted by: Beast1284
... Don't freaking try to answer it!!!

Me: "How many blah blahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
Retard: pondering the question "derrrrrrr, 4? Wait, no no no, 12 right?"

GRAAARRRRRRGH!~!!!!!! Nothing worse than having a perfectly good joke ruined.

Then why don't you finish the joke in the first post?
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ucvb6

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Originally posted by: Trevelyan
Originally posted by: ucvb6
Heres a joke: A Priest, Bishop, and Rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Dont tell me this is the beginning of a bar joke"

Man what I hate worse that people trying to answer jokes when they obviously should just say "I dunno".... is people butchering perfectly good jokes...

It's suppose to be:

"A Priest, a Bishop, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up at them and says, "What is this... a joke?"

Jokes sounds the same to me....

 

sharkeeper

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Come on! Everyone knows people cannot fit inside lightbulbs, therefore the answer is always zero. :p

Cheers!