If hyperadvanced aliens conquer the Earth....

[Braznor]

?

I vote extermination. Nothing good can come out of us.

NOTE: Pressed ENTER too soon

 

[chuckywang]

I like cupcakes.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Pie.

 

[Lonyo]

Stupids beings eh? Interesting. You are definately one of them.

 

[Braznor]

Originally posted by: Lonyo
Stupids beings eh? Interesting. You are definately one of them.

 

[dug777]

Mmm alien babes...

 

[WW]

"will there be another race
to come along and take over for us?
maybe martians could do
better than we've done
we'll make great pets!"

 

[McGyver]

*burp*

 

[McGyver]

i think they'll just come to earth and tell us to snap out of it, jesus doesn't exist.

 

[loic2003]

They'd look at us and think "um... how come you guys can get into space, fix a huge number of diseases/ailments, communicate worldwide, yet the majority still firmly believes in a big floaty magical magician in the sky? In fact you believe so strongly you blow each other up and still fight lame wars over it. Are you fvcking insane?"

 

[Cattlegod]

clone all the hot women and have the men be sex slaves

 

[LordMorpheus]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
I like cupcakes.

yeah, if I was green and had three eyes and a spaceship, I'd be all over the human baby cupcakes. Mmmmmm.

 

[pontifex]

if they're advanced enough i would hope they would be advanced past war and would be friendly.

 

[MonkeyFeces]

I think they would be asian, because only the asian race is smart enough to have intergalactic space travel. Anyway, the asian alien that comes from outer space will reveal itself to be grandmotha-san, and will communicate to an asian youth and ask it what grade it got in earth school. The asian youth will report an A+ in calculus, physics, etc, but then it will say it got a B+ in english. Alien grandmotha-san will say, You maka Beeee PWUS!?!?!? We come looonnnn way fwom mainrand pwanet china, and yooooo get B pwus!?!??

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: MonkeyFeces
I think they would be asian, because only the asian race is smart enough to have intergalactic space travel. Anyway, the asian alien that comes from outer space will reveal itself to be grandmotha-san, and will communicate to an asian youth and ask it what grade it got in earth school. The asian youth will report an A+ in calculus, physics, etc, but then it will say it got a B+ in english. Alien grandmotha-san will say, You maka Beeee PWUS!?!?!? We come looonnnn way fwom mainrand pwanet china, and yooooo get B pwus!?!??

wwybywb and wwybayaba (who will you be after you are banned again?

on a serious note, hasn't china just recently gone into space?

 

[TwiceOver]

Where's the slaves option?

 

[MonkeyFeces]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: MonkeyFeces
I think they would be asian, because only the asian race is smart enough to have intergalactic space travel. Anyway, the asian alien that comes from outer space will reveal itself to be grandmotha-san, and will communicate to an asian youth and ask it what grade it got in earth school. The asian youth will report an A+ in calculus, physics, etc, but then it will say it got a B+ in english. Alien grandmotha-san will say, You maka Beeee PWUS!?!?!? We come looonnnn way fwom mainrand pwanet china, and yooooo get B pwus!?!??

wwybywb and wwybayaba (who will you be after you are banned again?

on a serious note, hasn't china just recently gone into space?

Seriously, I'm new here, I'm just trying to get laughs because I read that thing about it increasing your score in this forum if you amuse people in the ot forum.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: MonkeyFeces

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: MonkeyFeces
I think they would be asian, because only the asian race is smart enough to have intergalactic space travel. Anyway, the asian alien that comes from outer space will reveal itself to be grandmotha-san, and will communicate to an asian youth and ask it what grade it got in earth school. The asian youth will report an A+ in calculus, physics, etc, but then it will say it got a B+ in english. Alien grandmotha-san will say, You maka Beeee PWUS!?!?!? We come looonnnn way fwom mainrand pwanet china, and yooooo get B pwus!?!??

wwybywb and wwybayaba (who will you be after you are banned again?

on a serious note, hasn't china just recently gone into space?

Seriously, I'm new here, I'm just trying to get laughs because I read that thing about it increasing your score in this forum if you amuse people in the ot forum.

not if you're racist

edit: wait, you're new but you already know what wwybywb means?

increase your score?

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: MonkeyFeces

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: MonkeyFeces
I think they would be asian, because only the asian race is smart enough to have intergalactic space travel. Anyway, the asian alien that comes from outer space will reveal itself to be grandmotha-san, and will communicate to an asian youth and ask it what grade it got in earth school. The asian youth will report an A+ in calculus, physics, etc, but then it will say it got a B+ in english. Alien grandmotha-san will say, You maka Beeee PWUS!?!?!? We come looonnnn way fwom mainrand pwanet china, and yooooo get B pwus!?!??

wwybywb and wwybayaba (who will you be after you are banned again?

on a serious note, hasn't china just recently gone into space?

Seriously, I'm new here, I'm just trying to get laughs because I read that thing about it increasing your score in this forum if you amuse people in the ot forum.

not if you're racist

edit: wait, you're new but you already know what wwybywb means?

0_o

 

[Braznor]

Originally posted by: TwiceOver
Where's the slaves option?

New options added

 

[TwiceOver]

Originally posted by: Braznor

Originally posted by: TwiceOver
Where's the slaves option?

New options added

What if they aren't thinking "work"....

 

[IceBergSLiM]

i would imagine we would be basically useless to any hyperadvanced race of aliens.

food: nope they could generate their own in replicator devices

slaves: they likely have machinery/technology that far surpasses the efficiency of any work a human would be good for

extermination: doubt they would travel light years jsut to exterminate us.....we really arent important

 

[squirrel dog]

"Its a cook book !! " One of the best Twilight Zones ever .

 

[DaShen]

Work Slaves and Food / Extermination