If God had internet, how fast would his connection be?

[her209]

Or is he the Internet (even the really bad parts)?

 

[Toastedlightly]

God has a fiber line dedicated to his porn server.

 

[jagec]

well to God "A year is as a day".

So, 56k.

 

[rudeguy]

if her209 had a brain, would he use it?

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
I am god.

Fixed for you. :shocked:

 

[Random Variable]

Infinitely fast because God doesn't have to wait for anything.

 

[meltdown75]

he'd use 1337 h@x to suck more bandwidth.

 

[JoeKing]

he uses Goddle and he watches you touch yourself at night.

 

[Toastedlightly]

Originally posted by: Zanix

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
I am god.

Fixed for you. :shocked:

I don't have that much...

 

[QuitBanningMe]

God is the info contained in the universe. How else could he be "all knowing". So he is the internet.

 

[Bartman39]

God has his own "intranet" (its in your heart... )

 

[Drakkon]

If he had internet i bet its only something like 2400 baud modem....he has an enternity to let things download
nyuk nyuk nyuk

 

[DotheDamnTHing]

Originally posted by: jagec
well to God "A year is as a day".

So, 56k.

If a year is a day to him, would not that mean his internet connection is extremely fast?

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: JoeKing
he uses Goddle and he watches you touch yourself at night.

:laugh:

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

Originally posted by: DotheDamnTHing

Originally posted by: jagec
well to God "A year is as a day".

So, 56k.

If a year is a day to him, would not that mean his internet connection is extremely fast?

He's saying that he could wait forever, therefore, speed is not an issue.

 

[ToeStub]

Considering that God knows everything that has been, is or ever will be, why would he need internet service?

 

[Juno]

2400 baups!

He has nothing to worry about speed.

 

[ribbon13]

God sends angels to retrieve the data right off of the server.

 

[Cobalt]

Originally posted by: ToeStub
Considering that God knows everything that has been, is or ever will be, why would he need internet service?

Well in that lies a paradox pertaining to the free will thread. If he knows everything that ever will be etc, like who will be good, bad, go to heaven or hell then what is the point of free will if we are all ready pre-determined so to speak.?

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: ToeStub
Considering that God knows everything that has been, is or ever will be, why would he need internet service?

So does God know what he's going to do before he does it? :Q:shocked:

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: ToeStub
Considering that God knows everything that has been, is or ever will be, why would he need internet service?

So does God know what he's going to do before he does it? :Q:shocked:

he has already done it

 

[meltdown75]

His ping is 0 no matter what. :Q

 

[daniel1113]

Originally posted by: cobalt

Originally posted by: ToeStub
Considering that God knows everything that has been, is or ever will be, why would he need internet service?

Well in that lies a paradox pertaining to the free will thread. If he knows everything that ever will be etc, like who will be good, bad, go to heaven or hell then what is the point of free will if we are all ready pre-determined so to speak.?

I don't believe knowing something is going to happen can be equated to mean predetermined to do something... but that's for another discussion

 

[Cobalt]

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: cobalt

Originally posted by: ToeStub
Considering that God knows everything that has been, is or ever will be, why would he need internet service?

Well in that lies a paradox pertaining to the free will thread. If he knows everything that ever will be etc, like who will be good, bad, go to heaven or hell then what is the point of free will if we are all ready pre-determined so to speak.?

I don't believe knowing something is going to happen can be equated to mean predetermined to do something... but that's for another discussion

In a way it could be. Because if you were to change your mind on a decision he would know that to, ahead of you doing it. So that action would in-turn be predetermined, no? Maybe I'm just thinking too much today. My brian hurts.

 

[daniel1113]

Yes, but if he knew that you were going to change your mind before you made a decision, then that would be the known outcome the entire time.

Damn... now my head hurts, too.