If getting Laid is so good, why is getting Laid Off so bad?

[StageLeft]

Weird isn't it?

 

[Viper GTS]

If getting blown is so good, why don't people enjoy being blown up?

Viper GTS

 

[Imaginer]

If people care to jack off then why do they not care to be jacked?

 

[Imaginer]

Oh and if people like to screw around then why is it they do not like to be screwed?

 

[ForeverSilky]

People like kicking ass but don't like being kicked in the ass.

 

[StageLeft]

Well dammit Viper I don't know! If taking smack is so fun why is getting smacked so bad?

 

[Yeeny]

I don't mind getting screwed, I just wish they would kiss me first.

 

[ArkAoss]

people don't like being chewed out but they dont mind chewing you out

 

[Doggiedog]

My dog is pretty. You're pretty ugly.

 

[fdiskboy]

And ever notice that people like neffing but hate nefs....

 

[ArkAoss]

or people who do nothing and have fun/nef at work, but on the weekends they "work" thier fun into tight schedules so thier dead tired by monday?

 

[Viper GTS]

Speaking of nef, the guy I'm talking to right now has the last name of "Neff."



Viper GTS

 

[Imaginer]

Gahahahahahah!!!!

 

[KingHam]

Ever notice that people love to shoot off their mouth but, hate to get shot.

KingHam

 

[SillyOReilly]

It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.

Unless you're into that kind of thing.

 

[TXHokie]

People enjoy getting off....as much as they enjoy getting it on...wait

 

[NetWareHead]

love to jerk off but hate getting jerked on

 

[SKORPI0]

Yes, a 17 year old necro.

 

[mooncancook]

Think of it like getting turned on and getting turned off, big difference

 

[dr150]

If it's so good to finger someone, why is it always painful to get fingered back?...

 

[ImpulsE69]

Either way you look at it, you're f'd.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Wow this thread happened before 9/11. A simpler time.

 

[WhoBeDaPlaya]

Woo! Gonna party like it's Y2K!

 

[Red Squirrel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAFIsPX3_3A

Better install that patch!

 

[TurtleCrusher]

I am a fan of necro threads.

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