If Eve was an ugly ho...

[amdhunter]

Or would Adam not know any better since there really wasn't any good looking women to compare to, making Eve hot by default?

Well?

 

[Howard]

Pussy > no pussy was his thought, I think.

 

[Juddog]

Originally posted by: Howard
Pussy > no pussy was his thought, I think.

Any pussy is > his hand.

 

[Vehemence]

When dealing with fairy tales, anything is possible, so choose the craziest option available. That's probably it.

 

[Baked]

The snake banged the ho. Adam was gay.

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: Baked
The snake banged the ho. Adam was gay.

This.

 

[amdhunter]

Originally posted by: Juddog

Originally posted by: Howard
Pussy > no pussy was his thought, I think.

Any pussy is > his hand.

I don't know. I really can't stand how women looked back in the 60's, so imagine how hot Eve must've looked 4000 years ago. :shudders:

 

[AnonymouseUser]

She probably looked like this, so beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: amdhunter

Originally posted by: Juddog

Originally posted by: Howard
Pussy > no pussy was his thought, I think.

Any pussy is > his hand.

I don't know. I really can't stand how women looked back in the 60's, so imagine how hot Eve must've looked 4000 years ago. :shudders:

You wouldn't hit chicks like Marilyn Monroe?

Originally posted by: AnonymouseUser
She probably looked like this, so beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

I'd hit it.

 

[nerp]

Weird. I always thought Adam and Eve were merely metaphors for time matter and energy.

 

[amdhunter]

Originally posted by: AnonymouseUser
She probably looked like this, so beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

Yo, honestly. I would hit that...

 

[AnonymouseUser]

Originally posted by: amdhunter

Originally posted by: AnonymouseUser
She probably looked like this, so beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

Yo, honestly. I would hit that...

So she wasn't an ugly ho.

/thread

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: amdhunter
Or would Adam not know any better since there really wasn't any good looking women to compare to, making Eve hot by default?

Well?

that's why women invented alcohol

 

[Juddog]

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: amdhunter
Or would Adam not know any better since there really wasn't any good looking women to compare to, making Eve hot by default?

Well?

that's why women invented alcohol

Eve was really just picking the apple to make fermented cider for Adam.

 

[Knight7]

Originally posted by: AnonymouseUser
She probably looked like this, so beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

so eve was black??

 

[meltdown75]

:facepalm:

 

[DangerAardvark]

Obligatory Ricky Gervais link.

So much could have been averted if God had just said to Eve, "By the way, if a snake comes and talks to you, he's a lying little shit."

 

[Knight7]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Obligatory Ricky Gervais link.

So much could have been averted if God had just said to Eve, "By the way, if a snake comes and talks to you, he's a lying little shit."

or even better he could just have satan killed and call it a day, we probly still be running outside naked and not working ever.

 

[SKORPI0]

Originally posted by: Knight7

Originally posted by: AnonymouseUser
She probably looked like this, so beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

so eve was black??

duh, pics shows an ape...


Pussy>>> no pussy.

 

[Knight7]

eve being FUGLY, so did adam do his daughter too? that mean maybe daughter>eve?

 

[JasonCoder]

I love the elevated level of conversation on this frickin board.

 

[Pocatello]

What about Lucy?

 

[Newbian]

Better then being stuck on a ark for 40 days with nothing but sheep.

 

[Buttzilla]

Originally posted by: SKORPI0

Originally posted by: Knight7

Originally posted by: AnonymouseUser
She probably looked like this, so beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

so eve was black??

duh, pics shows an ape...


Pussy>>> no pussy.

Pussy >>> sheeps

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Pocatello
What about Lucy?

What about her? At the time she was up in the sky, with diamonds...