If Earth blows up and the only thing which survived is the server hosting ATOT

[Braznor]

Lets say Earth gets blown by mysteriously by the asteroid/CIA/Russians/China/God etcc....

The only thing which survives the explosion is the server hosting AT forums which floats for millions and millions years through interstellar space and then gets found by aliens from another galaxy.

They decode the server and find only the AT forums database intact. This is their only chance of studying the extinct humans and their civilization.

So what would these aliens make of the human race then?

 

[brainhulk]

 

[SSSnail]

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[Newbian]

Well they would get a pony thread so at least there is that.

 

[RossMAN]

CasioTech the artist.

 

[Red Squirrel]

They'd also learn the value of putting proper screens on air conditioner vents.

 

[TwiceOver]

Without the rest of the internet, pictures wouldn't work...

 

[sandorski]

Depends a lot on what they are like.

 

[Red Storm]

Without the rest of the internet, pictures wouldn't work...

Looks like we know who we're giving to them as a sacrifice.

 

[brainhulk]

Without the rest of the internet, pictures wouldn't work...

naaaa...they aren't on physical hard drives anymore, everything is in the clouds

 

[SheHateMe]

The UPS for the server wouldn't last very long.

 

[SunnyD]

They decode the server and find only the AT forums database intact.

Good luck with that! It's a miracle that the forums manage to stay alive on a daily basis as it is. A true testament to the bubblegum and paperclips that hold this thing together I guess.

 

[JTsyo]

Didn't realize the AT server was hardened against cosmic radiation.

 

[bigrash]

They'd laugh at us.

 

[RossMAN]

Didn't realize the AT server was hardened against cosmic radiation.

Anand's house, the AT servers and a certain M3 are all protected in one of spidey's gun safes.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

So what would these aliens make of the human race then?

"Good riddance assholes!"

 

[JulesMaximus]

3rd server from the sun?

 

[trmiv]

If the rest of the world didn't exist would AT still go down for maintenance for 12 hours on Saturday nights?

 

[tfinch2]

You realize you are talking about a database that requires hours of downtime every Saturday night/Sunday morning, right?

 

[techs]

Probably found a new religion based on OT. Then they would go out into the universe and forcibly convert the heathens.

And every Sunday they would have Bacon and Barbecue.

 

[SagaLore]

 

[Minerva]

Good luck with that! It's a miracle that the forums manage to stay alive on a daily basis as it is. A true testament to the bubblegum and paperclips that hold this thing together I guess.

Better hope it happens on a sat night!

If the only clue to a past civilization was that tard of information an advanced civilization would blast the remaining survivors to kingdom come and then some. After all taking in this information? is giving the feeling of having half baked weasel piss with a ph that makes sulfuric acid look like a daiquiri and then having that shit run through your veins pumped by the equivalent of a heart of Carl Lewis!

 

[Krazy4Real]

I wonder what they would think of pervs like uh ohs. LOL!

 

[manimal]

the last known woman left alive would be deemed unfit and thus would achieve pointy elbow status.

 

[Jeff7]

Didn't realize the AT server was hardened against cosmic radiation.

When the servers go down every Saturday night, they're installing additional panels of tungsten and osmium shielding, in preparation for this eventuality.