If Dr. Seuss wrote Star Trek

[episodic]

http://www.seuss.org/seuss/seuss.sttng.html

With this, I surrender all of my cool cards and resign myself to everlasting geekdom.

 

[sixone]

Picard: Did you see this, Mr. Worf?
Did you see this creature morph?

Worf: I did and then I beat him fairly.
Hit him on the jaw -- quite squarely.

:laugh:

 

[DanTMWTMP]

heheheh

 

[silverpig]

Hahaha. That was pretty good.

 

[PurdueRy]

Beam me up scotty I said
Poor Captain Kirk is dead

Take the captain to the morgue
So that we may continue to fight the borg

 

[Rayden]

Cept, the Borg didn't exist when Kirk was alive.

 

[episodic]

Originally posted by: Rayden
Cept, the Borg didn't exist when Kirk was alive.

Actually, remember the Nexus episode, there was time on the timeline where Kirk and Borg did exist at the same time. Not to mention revalations in Voyager that Kirk was a frequent abuser of the time line and was a frequent target of the future federation's time ship the USS Aeon.

 

[funboy6942]

Red alert said Captin kupert. Fire fazers lazers and cantinkus blazers. Shot them with fuzinkular bunk incrusted with junk but only if the mazipular nunks filled the chambers with flazunks.

Our shileds are at 30% said the tiny tickuls with mosho on his head. Egad! Turn around and hit him with all we can. Hit him with zups, and mini tahooks. Hit him from the left and right we'll give him a fight! Well fight him with tooks and zooks wing wiggle gaflooks. By gooly we shale give it to them all with the flick of my hand, and finish his a$$ with green eggs and ham!

 

[PurdueRy]

Originally posted by: episodic

Originally posted by: Rayden
Cept, the Borg didn't exist when Kirk was alive.

Actually, remember the Nexus episode, there was time on the timeline where Kirk and Borg did exist at the same time. Not to mention revalations in Voyager that Kirk was a frequent abuser of the time line and was a frequent target of the future federation's time ship the USS Aeon.

YAY my rhyme still holds true!

I have only watched ST about once or twice in my life so I thought knowing those few names was good enough

 

[NiKeFiDO]

lol, awesome

 

[SVT Cobra]

sweet!

although you people know a bit too much

 

[shilala]

I like Star Trek as much as the next sped, but Goddam.